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  • 466 weeks
    The Gelatinous Battle of Vibrating Rhythms

    The Great Mighty Poo vs. The Smooze

    Greetings, This is Anemptyshell,

    Battle number 4, welcome to the battle of goo-ish monstrosities. Who would have guessed that the mighty blubbering bowel baritone would come against the oozing gold gobbler. Today the first crossover battle will begin. :moustache:

    The GMP verse 1
    You choose to challenge your superior, what a poor decision for you

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  • 467 weeks
    When Ponies Are Away, Nature Comes To Play

    Greetings, this is Anemptyshell, a pleasure as always.

    Today is round three of the battle for rap supremacy. However, the combatants for this week are not exactly the most talkative duo. Though this isn't by their own choice, today I bless them with the gift of speech, let us see my dear friends what they have to say. :trollestia:

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  • 468 weeks
    The Second Round: Where Season Five Comes to Battle

    Greetings all, This is your humble friend Anemptyshell,

    To continue promise for Lyrical debates and bad-ass rhymes, I present a battle of Season five mares doing season five things. As where better to put the reverse ideals of the times to war than the season of social and political views. So everyone pull up a chair, and prepare for Rap Battle of Philosophical proportions. :eeyup:

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  • 469 weeks
    A start of something different

    Greetings friends and random peepers. I am AnEmptyShell, I am a strange little person, but I do have an interesting little secret. I have a knack for creating well thought out structured debates in the form of raps. Some might even call them Rap Battles. After the gentle coaxing and prodding of one of my dear friends on the site, I have come to decide to release a weekly example of my rhythmic

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Jun
9th
2015

When Ponies Are Away, Nature Comes To Play · 8:37pm Jun 9th, 2015

Greetings, this is Anemptyshell, a pleasure as always.

Today is round three of the battle for rap supremacy. However, the combatants for this week are not exactly the most talkative duo. Though this isn't by their own choice, today I bless them with the gift of speech, let us see my dear friends what they have to say. :trollestia:

As always, feel free to speak your mind, I welcome all thoughts and critique. :eeyup:
Be blessed and have a merry day, now let us dive into Round Three:

Tom vs. Bloomburg

Tom verse 1
I'm a stone cold stud, sprout best learn the name
Tom causing a fissure that'll set you ablaze
I see the tremor in your roots, of course you shake
i cracked on to this stage and produced a rap quake
Sorry Bloomburg you never had a ghost of a chance
cause this rock solid G is causing an Avalanche
I'll snap you like a twig i'll be the one and only winner
Call me the emcee Lumberjack, flimsy, Timber!!!

Bloom verse
You couldn't amount to nothin', I breath life into this land
you're a geological failure I'll reduce you to sand
I'm essential going green, you're boring, I'll never stop
I have millions who love me, you just have Maud
you were once someones gem, a title unfounded
But that didn't last long Mr. Broke Back mountain
They say the apple never falls far from the tree
But the mic couldn't get dropped harder from any other emcee

Tom verse 2
Tell me Burg how's a rotten Appletini taste
I made it my self out of your shattered remains
From the moment I was grafted and brought here to win the race
you were doomed to lose, stuck between a Rock and a Hard place
My veins pump gold, my beats are platinum, my silver tongue is unyielding
we've evolved past fire hazards, but my core temperature is building
You heard of two birds, with one stone? Yeah I thought so
This next line is similar, just replace the birds with you, and me with "well, you know"
Though you are a bit slow, so I'll help you to comprehend
I'll crucify you, like you were just some puny stick-man
I can't complain though, I didn't expect much of a fight
You're a Timber wolf with no teeth twice the bark, but no bite

Bloom verse 2
I'll leave your whole crag, gasping and wheezing, you know, breathin'
You'll be seething all alone, when I cause some 'Tree'son
When it comes to my grieving, there is no rhyme nor reason
I'll toss you like a pebble, get stoned like a heathen
I'm terraforming this beat like moss on a rolling stone
you were tossed out like the garbage no family or home
The Apple family treats me like the godsend I was born to be
Your rock-n-roll could never handle my Woodwind Symphony
It's concrete your defeat there's no olive branch here
forget the Everfree, son i'm the true face of fear
I can't tell if your crusty, lazy, ore just lame, it's really just sad
This line is a promise, i'm thick enough, but bro you're just mad

I hope you enjoyed, have a pleasant day. :yay:

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Comments ( 2 )

I almost want to call this one a tie...

However, this line nudges Bloomberg into the win:

Your rock-n-roll could never handle my Woodwind Symphony

I'm not even sure why I like that line so much, I just do. :derpytongue2:

3136255 I'll tell you a secret, I like it too.
Sometimes we simply find something that just clicks.
thanks for the comment, I dig it.

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