The Second Round: Where Season Five Comes to Battle

Greetings all, This is your humble friend Anemptyshell,

To continue promise for Lyrical debates and bad-ass rhymes, I present a battle of Season five mares doing season five things. As where better to put the reverse ideals of the times to war than the season of social and political views. So everyone pull up a chair, and prepare for Rap Battle of Philosophical proportions.

Treehugger vs. Starlight Glimmer

Treehugger verse 1
You need to live free, not be cooped up as one
Nature is change, and naturally that is totally fun
Righteous, my sick vocals will be-splendor
meditate on your actions, you're no savior
Come on man, you threw my Chakras out of tune
much like your rhymes, i'll seal you in your soundproof room
I'm the most happening hippie hipster happily harmonizing
while your school of thought is basically excommunisizing
From coast to coast, I befriend all fauna and Flora
Your a backwater slaver, and i'm a radical explorer

Glimmer verse 1
You an explorer? maybe of all the weeds you can smoke
you're a deluded psycho-tropic mind wiped poisonous joke
I'm the leader of a revolution, bringing all to see my point
the only thing that brings your peers together is who brought the next joint
My equal rights fight, defies the Diarchie's false claims
friendship needs to be served in equal parts, as in the same
I stole the power of the elements and they couldn't even resist
you got on the wrong side of a god, that was a shot and a miss
Cutie marks are leashes from the "Man" so why fight me?
just surrender in this battle, and let me set you free

Treehugger verse 2
Bummer man, except I saved the gala and made new friends
you ran like a coward, didn't even try to make amends
Like, my vibes jive everypony to groove and be at peace
You couldn't even keep your town under your 'leash'
Cutie marks are cool and all you do is subject, you're no hero
Your revolution isn't equal, i'll just divide you by zero
I can't help i'm amazing, nothing can pull me down, dude
So i'll see through your malicious aura and introduce you to the Smooze
Pull you up by the roots, like all of my fresh grown produce
the only thing you produce is some bad juju and hot air too

Glimmer verse 2
I'm back for round two, let's get down and dirty
not that you need help, according to a nice little birdy
You're tripping, I don't fear the likes of that ooze
and your vibes sound like the backside of a Zoo
I've cautiously collected the odds and ends
to take the world by storm, until we're all friends
You're nothing special, it's all the same to me
i'll kick you clear across the nation, as I remake history
you gave it your best, It simply wasn't good enough
I chew the fat of life, you barely touch the crust

Comments

[The Cynical Brony]

Rap battles, huh? Well, while this looks promising, maybe you should choose a song to go with it. I actually did one with my friend Sorcerer.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP

THE CYNICAL BRONY

(Cynical pulls up a gun and aims it at the audience)

VS
???: GWAHAHAHA!

...

Ha...

Sorcerer: How 'bout a fourth wall break! For old times sake, 'cause beating you will be a piece of cake!

MST is my destiny

Yours is in a shadow of my legacy

(Nighty and Viridi dance in the background)

I'm not just a satirist as you know...

I'm a awesome author who can put on a show

Are you an author? Hm, let me see.

Bottomless Pit? Oh my oh me!

Two gals got my back and they're ready to brawl

All you've got are pegasi who could fall right off a see-saw

Now, out of my way. I've got a parasite to purge.

I've had enough of this....NIGHTY MERGE!

(Nighty possesses Sorcerer)

Nighty: "With space and time at my beck and call.

It shouldn't be hard to make you fall.

Made Celestia a pawn.

Made Changelings spawn

And what do you do? You make me yawn.

This is my world, don't you know?"

Sorcerer: That Sorcerer!

Nighty: And Nightmare

Both: Are an unstoppable duo!
My first verse:
OBJECTION! I'd rather fist fight,

But since your muscles are crap,

I supposed I'll beat you in a battle of rap!

Some say I ripped off the NC,

but comparing dates, you ripped off me!

You think your goons can stop me?

Ha! Show'em, Derpy!

OH, HOW VERY NEW,

AN OP-OC PLANNING A COUP!

HAVEN'T HEARD THAT BEFORE,

BUT TO BE FAIR, YOU'RE THE BIGGEST EYE-SORE!

So what if my stories fail?

I'm the king of the mob, and I'll never see a jail!

Whether I review it straight or as a Turnabout,

I'll rip your work to shreds,

Oh how I'll enjoy seeing you pout!

I'll make sure that you and your friends fall,

Face the wrath of Cynical!

Sorcerer: You dare fight against the last of my kind?

BWAHAHA...oh I don't mind.

I'm insane, you see

Before I count to three.

I will have thee

BOWING DOWN TO ME

You speak of turnabouts and your lawyering fame?

Well, I'm the only one who's actually played the game!

Be on your EN-GUARD

You're about to die hard

I come up with better rhymes than the very best bard.

You may have reviews, but I've got riffs!

I have the power to defeat, you just cause tiffs.

I'm a One Winged Angel who's Dancing Mad.

Aw, is the wittle Cynical sad?
My verse:
Do you know the meaning of insanity? It's doing the same thing over and over again...

Like trying to beat me!

You're the last of your kind? Oh, now I see.

You're insane because you're a lonely baby!

So what if I've never played the games?

I memorized all the characters, all the stories, and all the frames!

You want to bring me down, the king,

Via your weak rap?

I've seen dead men sing better than your crap!

You only want revenge on Celestia because you're a hopeless sap!

Hell, you couldn't even find Canterlot without a map!

You have riffs? I have reviews!

When I review your story, bring the tissues!

Sorcerer: I insult you, you insult me.

We'll be doing this for infinity.

I can see we're at an impasse.....(if only with rhymes)

We are both great beings out of time.

Our true goal is to embrace satire

Two legends...one fire.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!!!

[Anemptyshell]

3118981
Greetings, I am Anemptyshell,

Interesting, and trust me, if I could make beats, and trust me I have tried, I would for each and everyone.
Your Example was pretty neat, good on ya mate.
The end kind of killed the "Who Won thing" lel
But everyone has something to bring to the table.

[The Cynical Brony]

3118991 Nice to meet you. :D
You seem interesting. Have a follow!

[Anemptyshell]

3118997 Well, thank you very much. I hope you have a pleasant and interesting day.

[The Cynical Brony]

3118999 Likewise!

[Dr Yeis]

3118981 Though...no offense but some of Cynical's final verse was debunked by the EG riff....

Like Sorcerer did find Cantlerlot and killed Celestia in 3 minutes. Even after that, he's still the insane unicorn we all know and love.

[gamexpert1990]

I'm going to say Starlight Glimmer won this one.

[Anemptyshell]

3119017 well, that is a terrifying thought, thank you for pointing that out.

[Anemptyshell]

3119052 I love how and this is with anyone I show one of these too, they always say the person I didn't want to win wins, it goes too show bias is one's greatest enemy.

[Dr Yeis]

3119067 Yeah but we'll probably use a Deus Ex Machina to bring her back somehow in the Season 2 finale...maybe...

[gamexpert1990]

3119072
Well, to be honest, I still haven't gotten around to watching "Make New Friends but Keep Discord" so that may have had some impact on my decision.

[Anemptyshell]

3119088 You cheeky little tease, I might have to hug you for that. lel