Pinkie Pie's dialogue

*Start with a basic idea of how the conversation should go
*Make a pot of coffee
*Use the coffee to make another pot of coffee
*Pour some bourbon into the pot and drink it all in one go
*Start writing
*Look to your left and write about the first object you see there
*Have another character interject
*Look to your right and write about a colour you see there
*That random thing you just thought? Write it down!
*I saw a bird!
*Jump around the house
*Write about a memory you hadn't thought of since Kindergarten
*Watch Spongebob
*Watch Spongebob in Italian
*Go on a fimfiction.net binge
*MORE WRITING
*Play Slender: The Eight Pages
*Write
*Write
*WRITE
*Give yourself a Tarot reading
* ?????
*PROFIT!

Comments

[Sir Barton]

Hmmm. I think you've got the character down pretty well, you just forgot the cake and pastries to go with the coffee.

[97xxfastbike]

I've been doing it all wrong!
But now I have a fail-proof guide!