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  • 55 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 66 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 95 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 95 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 119 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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May
23rd
2015

My mood for the evening · 12:33am May 23rd, 2015

Super secret Chase Q&A... Stealthy Derpy edition.

One question per post. One question to one pony per post. Or griffon, or whatever species your target is.

Be specific.

Be direct.

Be polite.

Adult questions are okay!

Be creative.

Dare to be stupid! (We can do it all night)

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Comments ( 59 )

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I've pictured Bucky giving Sentinel a heartfelt (and perhaps a bit tearful) hug of gratitude and perhaps a few words of thanks for guarding his foals in the Shetlands from rats after he returns home from the events that occur in The Chance. Does this happen (not necessarily directly stated in the story, but perhaps off-camera)?

It happens almost every day as part of an unspoken communication between the two. Every hug, every glance, Bucky and Sentinel don't always say much to each other, but they get one another.

Any of Bucky's wives and friends. (including luna) What is the largest object that you've ever had in either or both of your fun holes? Related question, what is the largest NUMBER of things you've ever had in either of your fun holes?

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Any of Bucky's wives and friends. (including luna) What is the largest object that you've ever had in either or both of your fun holes? Related question, what is the largest NUMBER of things you've ever had in either of your fun holes?

Berry Punch: There was that one time that Bucky stumped me. That was a surprise, I'll admit. Sunk it right in up to the elbow.

Sentinel, what were your thoughts before the mission on how the raptors would perform in the sewers?:moustache:

Bucky, if spider golem 184b asks for rayguns again to use in the sewer patrol, can he have them?

Damn it stop poking me with your leg ....its cold.

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Sentinel, what were your thoughts before the mission on how the raptors would perform in the sewers

Sentinel: I was nervous. I am always nervous about stuff before I do it.

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Bucky, if spider golem 184b asks for rayguns again to use in the sewer patrol, can he have them?
Damn it stop poking me with your leg ....its cold.

Bucky: Hmmm. I think the compressed air injection will do just fine.

To no pony in particular: Why is it that earth Ponies farmers of Ponyville are lower income, but a place like the shire isles earth Ponies are the ruling class? It feels like the equality and Harmony brought about by the hearts warming story only served to widen the disparity between the races. Rich earth Ponies were so caught up imitating the unicorns that they failed to protect their simple farmer brothers. While other places used their power and influence to gain dominance over the other Equine races.

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To no pony in particular: Why is it that earth Ponies farmers of Ponyville are lower income, but a place like the shire isles earth Ponies are the ruling class? It feels like the equality and Harmony brought about by the hearts warming story only served to widen the disparity between the races. Rich earth Ponies were so caught up imitating the unicorns that they failed to protect their simple farmer brothers. While other places used their power and influence to gain dominance over the other Equine races.

The Shire Isles was its own nation, apart from Equestria. It was one of the places that froze over during the Great Winter of Windigos and ponies had to flee from.

Equestria had no right to dictate policy over the Shire Isles and the Shire Isles had no right to dictate policy in Equestria, as they were separate nations. That would be like saying that the English Monarchy has a right to dictate the price of grain in the United States. :pinkiehappy:

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This I know, I understand the influences of other cultures have little bering on one another. But the power an agricultural force has on the growth of a nation. In US history the depression era marked the decline of power and influence farmers had in the nation. When banks started buying up bankrupt farms, and the government started regulating price increase to prevent price gouging durring famine.
Farmers have more power than the realize, and it's good to see groups like the earth pony leauge trying to grow that influence.
I guess what I'm trying to get at is: Were the earth pony farmers directly targeted for were the ones in power just taking advantage of the earth pony work ethic and naivete?

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In different places, things just worked out differently.

In Equestria, the earth ponies had the back luck of being on the bottom. It's more than that, but oh my goodness that is a lot to type at 11:00 PM.

To Moonbow (I haven'the forgotten you):
How goes your training?

To Moonbow:
How much do you miss Sentinel?
(If that question is in poor taste, forgive me and don't worry about it)

To Sentinel:
Have you written anything in your journal you would like to share?

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Lol yeah I understand that, I of the heartwarming based on the propaganda of the heartwarming play when Equestria was founded everyone was equal. we know that's a lot of horse shit because nothing is ever a hundred percent equal. but the food producers should have far more to offer in the beginning where they would have been able to establish themselves. between the farmer the warrior on the bureaucrat the farmer should have had all the power. Then over the years the bureaucrat in the absorbs all that power, but still...

To Sentinel:
Have you thought or written anything about Moonbow and/or Diamond Tiara?

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To Moonbow (I haven'the forgotten you):
How goes your training?

Moonbow: Every day I am fed poisoned food and they increase the dosage just a bit more with each meal. I have learned to sleep standing up. I have begun my year of being blind and I am learning how to identify everything by smell. I can now do a standing double backflip, but not the required triple. I have increased my bite power to the point where I can be violently shaken around by the target dummy and not let go, just hanging on with my teeth and teeth alone.

Also, I have complete the Gauntlet with no serious harm to myself and no harm whatsoever to my Sentinel stuffy.

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To Moonbow:
How much do you miss Sentinel?
(If that question is in poor taste, forgive me and don't worry about it)

Moonbow: Quite a bit. **bites lip and looks sad**

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To Sentinel:
Have you written anything in your journal you would like to share?

Sentinel: Um... no?

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To Sentinel:
Have you thought or written anthing about Moonbow and/or Diamond Tiara?

Sentinel: Thoughts? I wasn't doing anything! I was just sitting at my desk... I wasn't thinking anything!

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Lol yeah I understand that, I of the heartwarming based on the propaganda of the heartwarming play when Equestria was founded everyone was equal. we know that's a lot of horse shit because nothing is ever a hundred percent equal. but the food producers should have far more to offer in the beginning where they would have been able to establish themselves. between the farmer the warrior on the bureaucrat the farmer should have had all the power. Then over the years the bureaucrat in the absorbs all that power, but still...

How much power did serfs have in Feudal Europe? They were the food producers.

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But they were always considered servants working the lords land. The land was his so the food was technically his. in America the new land farmers were the pioneers. they forged the land into what it is today and many of those people went on to become political figures in there respective regions. Equestria should have played out much like America did. the only reason that it didn't would have been the nobility swindling away that power from the earth Ponies.

3089802 to Sentinel:
Forgive me, I phrased my question poorly.

What I meant to ask was:
Are you still writing in your journal and do you share what you've written with anyone?
(If it's private then I wouldn't want to pry.)

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Yes. The nobles kept the earth ponies down in the dirt so that they would never know hunger again, like they did during the winter famine.

To kudzu:

Is it possible to send items to characters in the story?
I.E. similar to how we can ask them questions across dimensions?
(Crazy theory, I know, but I wanted to ask anyway.)

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Forgive me, I phrased my question poorly.
What I meant to ask was:
Are you still writing in your journal and do you share what you've written with anyone?
(If it's private then I wouldn't want to pry.)

Sentinel: I still write. Sometimes I publish excerpts in the newspaper. But not lately. My writings have been a good deal more private.

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No. That would just plain silly. :derpytongue2:

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And if only the earth ponies realize that fear could have given them far much more power than they had. but first tony by nature are decent hardworking folks that would not seek too capitalize off the needs of others while some unicorns at the top did just that.

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Aww and here I was planning to send a few gold bullion so I can have Bucky make me a spider golem mark II.

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In other places, it played out differently.

In the Shire Isles, the earth ponies and the pegasi kept the power. Unicorns were nothing without food for magic. But the Shire Unicorns used magic.

See the difference here? There was a lot of Canterlot unicorns, and most of them didn't use their magic much. So they didn't need a lot of food.

The Shire unicorns did a lot of work with their magic. Too much work. Over time, as it was explained in the story, the earth ponies and the pegasi became too dependent on unicorn magic, and sought to make unicorns into household appliances.

3089843 to Sentinel:

I see. Thank you for your time and I apologize for inadvertently putting you on the spot regarding your writing. It was not my intention to pressure you. I know how that feels, and it isn't very nice.

For example, I can't say that Moonbow misses you dearly and still thinks of you.

And of course I also have no idea that her stuffy of you has been well-cared for and that her training is going swimmingly.

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And of course I also have no idea that her stuffy of you has been well-cared for and that her training is going swimmingly.

If the stuffy cries, from injury or neglect, Moonbow is viciously disciplined. Remember, it has been heavily enchanted to resemble a living, breathing foal.

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ah so even though true harmony between the races was preached it was never truly achieved. Bucky will need to reconcile his hatred of unicorns somehow or else history may repeat itself. having groups dedicated to looking out for the interests of the various races is a good start.
there should be a group unicorns for magic equality.
typically I'm against lobbyists, when they become too big to powerful corruption happens. everyone needs somebody looking out for them.

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But Bucky is working out his issues with unicorns.

It started with Lyra. There is Violet. Harper. And his other foals.

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Well i wish him luck with that, hatred of a group does not just go away with a few good examples.

To Piña, Dinky, and the league of earth ponies (other than AB),
What are your thoughts on AB becoming a princess?

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To Piña, Dinky, and the league of earth ponies (other than AB),
What are your thoughts on AB becoming a princess?

One question per post. One question to one pony per post. Or griffon, or whatever species your target is.

:raritydespair:

3089972 sorry. I guess then just to Piña.
What are her thoughts on AB becoming a princess?

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What are her thoughts on AB becoming a princess?

Pina: I think it was something that needed to happen. We had a pegasus become a princess, we had a unicorn become a princess, and now, we have Apple Bloom. It think that it will make Applejack's saying of 'hard work can get you anything' have a lot more meaning.

3089979 cool, thanks, never really thought of it that way.:pinkiehappy:

Did the resident of the Nursery ever get his stuffy?

Will there be a side story about the Nursery?

How did Rising Star react to Crush's death?

Has Sparkler or her herd ever thought of getting a little griffon to help out with the cleaning/cooking? Or has Bucky issued a royal edict?

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They all have Luna stuffies. :trollestia:

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He went into the forge and kept hammering.

Can Sentinel sense shadow creatures/ponys like Bucky can?

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Good I was honestly worried they weren't going to be treated well.

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