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kudzuhaiku

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

kudzuhaiku Joined 26th Feb, 2014 · Offline

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  • 54 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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    10 comments · 1,310 views

  • 64 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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    33 comments · 955 views

  • 94 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

    25 comments · 1,014 views

  • 94 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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    35 comments · 1,248 views

  • 118 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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    17 comments · 2,041 views
May
16th
2015

Send help, dying · 3:58am May 16th, 2015

Dying, dying, dead.

“Pretty Flutterbugbottom.” Harper closed her eyes and allowed herself to be cuddled.

I broke my brain. I cannot brain, I now has the dumb. Urgh.

Report kudzuhaiku · 660 views · Story: The Chase ·
Comments ( 12 )
Royal Brisk
Royal Brisk #2 · May 16th, 2015 · · ·
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As usual Harper isn't really wrong. Fluttershy is usually described as pretty and butterflies are considered bugs and they are on Flutter's bottom....

Fresnor
Fresnor #3 · May 16th, 2015 · · ·
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Someone buffed a changeling butt so Harper can see her face in it?

kudzuhaiku
kudzuhaiku #4 · May 16th, 2015 · · ·
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3072405

Harper was speaking to a certain pony

OmniFox
OmniFox #7 · May 16th, 2015 · · ·
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You heard about what happen to BB King?

user123
user123 #8 · May 16th, 2015 · · ·
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>tfw you're still on chapter 60

Emeralddragon2
Emeralddragon2 #9 · May 16th, 2015 · · ·
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QUICKLY B4 IT SPREDS

caloricmango
caloricmango #10 · May 16th, 2015 · · ·
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re start the brain

Lord Sombra
Lord Sombra #11 · May 16th, 2015 · · ·
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QUICK! GET MY A YOUNG PRIEST AND AN OLD PRIEST! AND A RABBI AND A DOZEN COOKIES! WE MUST CURE HIM ASAP!

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