Friendship is Magic, Magic comes from SATAN · 2:41am Apr 18th, 2015
My Little Pony
6 ponies
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Is it for real, or is it a troll? I don't know and don't care. The creepy music over silent video instead of narration is the final touch of genius. You may wanna watch this at 1.25x speed, though. After reading the comments, I became a follower of Satan.
I checked out that tent behind Celestia in the Zap Apple episode. That Illuminati symbol really is there.
horizon just published a thing that I call a spin-off from "Fugue State." We all might as well give in and read it now. All the cool ponies are doing it. I've only read 4 of the stories, and 3 of them are great: "The Clattering Crash of Destiny" (AugieDog) , "The Badge" (Orbiting Kettle), and "4th District Court, Canterlot, 11:35 a.m." (horizon)
However, throughout much of the Middle Ages, the accepted Christian symbol for the Holy Spirit was not the dove, but the unicorn.
Which means the doctrine of immaculate conception somewhat foreshadows Twilestia.
(I don't know if it's still possible to be burned at the stake for heresy, but if it is, feel free to make s' mores)
This video has enlightened me. I will now watch My Little Pony to learn how to better serve our dark lord beyond the abyss.
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Now look what you've done...
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Watching this made me realize...pre-alicorn Twilight is totally cuter.
That was frickin' hilarious. And sadly, thanks to Poe's Law, I can't be sure its a troll.
It always amuses me when people complain about people turning to devil worship and then point out pagan symbology.
Though there are some people who actually worship Celestia.
This was the best.
And Spike, of course, is The Dragon. I think we all know to what Dragon I refer ...
Lucifer. Old Nick. SATAN!!!! Aaaahhhh!!!!
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Wouldn't that be the doctrine of the virgin birth, rather than the Immaculate Conception?
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What?
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Taken from the Friendship is Pagan tumblr, here's a magic spell to commune with Celestia about friendship problems!
Spelling is as it was in the original.
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\o/
Ah, such innocence. Assuming it's sincere.
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And yet he's subservient to Pagan Sun Goddess and the Astronomer-Witch, and makes cookies for Gay Pride Horse, Wiccan Horse, Raver Horse, and his love, who give her body unto his aspect as the Serpent.
Conclusion: Everyone is Satan in Equestria. Except Discord, who is a Lovecraftian entity who took a left turn at Carcosa and ended up in the wrong mythos.
It is always fun to watch this stuff, and it reminds me of the people who search for hidden satanic messages in the cover art of Ronnie James Dio's albums.
Anyway they forgot to say that everypony is NAKED when they party, which clearly is a reference to witch dances.
By the way, a fun fact (and today almost useless trivia) is that the upturned cross is a sign of humility, the eye in the triangle is a classical image for god, winged skulls were all the rage in some cathedrals, a lot of monasteries and churches are metal as fuck (look up Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini) and excomunication can be as easy as not paying church taxes in Germany (but you don't get a fancy letter for it).
Silly Horse. 6 + 6 + 6 = 18. lrn basic math plz.
2993299 You know who invented math? The Greeks. And you know what else they invented? HOMOSEXUALITY and PAGAN GODS!
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Rarity is the Whorse of Babylon? Worst! Thing! Ever!
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It's not worship--my desk is decorated like this by... total coincidence.
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a fun fact (and today almost useless trivia) is that the upturned cross is a sign of humility
Right. Because of St. Peter.
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My Little Epona
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Bah! Everyone knows math was given to the Egyptians by the aliens who built the pyramids.
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You mean him?
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Cool!
(Thank the Greek for lesbians!)
It is with great amusement that I look for little hidden things here and there in animation.
You may recall that in the very first episode of Season 1 we had a Lovecraft reference, no less. "Nightmare Moon will return when the stars are right!" Iä! Iä!
And we have this music video, in which you can see around 0:22 that there's an Elder Sign on either side of the stage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kle9DkkwlM8
So, why not this too?
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True; legginess is anti-correlated with cuteness, which is why the complaint about mid-season Twilight episodes since "Magical Mystery Cure" is that she isn't the real protagonist.
I'm (almost) completely serious. Cuteness is wrapped up in iconic abstraction, especially in the context of an aesthetic like MLP's. I could blather on about all the things this affects in MLP -- it's a big part of why the default avatar on this site makes a distinct assumption about the user's gender that probably isn't reflected by the site demographics -- but suffice to say that Twilight's height bothers me in a way that her wings don't.
Also Equestria Girls is ugly and people who think large-eyed cartoons promote anorexia are cartoon illiterate.
3081625 That's a really good point, but I'm in favor of long-term character arcs like growing up. I just wish it'd been done in a way that (a) made sense, and (b) milked it for drama, for Faust's sake!
Eh, scratch that. Growing up would be a good arc. Becoming a goddess is not.
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My preferred interpretation is not to come to terms with Twilight being a goddess; it's to decide that alicorns were never goddesses. Sure, it looked that way in season 1, with two immortal yin-yangin' sisters controlling the heavens themselves, but now we know:
-Alicorns come from mortal ponies (canon is waffley on whether this applies to Celestia and Luna, but the "Mirror, Mirror" arc in the comics really strongly implies it)
-Controlling the sun and moon is within the realm of mortal ability ("Hearth's Warming Eve")
-Age spells exist
-Alicorns have ultra double mega magic
Conclusion: Celestia isn't inherently immortal, she just really wanted to see her sister again (and keep Equestria on track in the meantime).
More interesting maybe is why we tend to think of alicorns as divine. It seems pretty obvious to adult fans that Celestia -- who is impossibly old and inscrutable, who cares for Twilight but gives her autonomy by forcing her to move out, who wields both great power over temporal matters like running the country and mysterious, distant ones like raising the sun -- is supposed to be some sort of goddess, and in some ways that applies, but I think it's easy for us to miss how the target audience is meant to see her: as a mother figure. (I don't want to conflate mother figures with actual mothers, though; Eternal said all there is to say on that.) Bronies see her transcendence as godly, but really it's just that she's the only real adult in Equestria, and being a sun goddess is a secondary consequence of that.
Which you probably realized or have your own opinions on, but I've been sitting on that idea so nyeah.
As long as I'm using these comments to dump opinions: my verdict on Princess Twilight is that she's more or less one step forward and two steps back, dramatically. She works better than I think we'd all feared, and opens up some actual new and interesting possibilities, but the change breaks a lot, wasn't set up well, and wasn't especially necessary; I really disagree with people who think the show's formula was "stale" and alicornification was the way to fix that.