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The Princess Rarity


Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

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  • 406 weeks
    Alright.

    PSA to whatever amount of followers actually read this bullshit anymore - I'm quitting FIMFiction. This blog post will be my last. I will no longer post on this account. I say those specific words because maybe I will come back but I do not wish to constantly have the name and standards of TPR on it. This is a personal issue of my own, influenced by many things (anxiety, depression, life in

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    20 comments · 1,174 views
  • 417 weeks
    I'm not dead. I guess?

    Hi, everyone. Reagan / Toni / The Princess Rarity here. I assume most of you thought I was dead, quit the site, et cetera. Obviously, this is not the case. I have no good excuses for my hiatus - I mean, sure, there's school and work and anxiety and other fandoms, along with life in general - but oh, well. Sorry I've been gone so long.

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  • 439 weeks
    New year, and somewhat new me!

    Hey, guys. Long time, no see, right? I mean, aside from the occasional blog post or very rare story, you don’t see me as often as you’d like. I guess that’s expected, seeing how 2015 has been quite the rollercoaster for me; and I’m assuming the same for some of you guys as well. Which is why I’d like to take but a few minutes of time to explain some stuff to you guys.

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  • 443 weeks
    Don't ask me what this is, because I don't even know.

    I honestly just sat down and wrote this in one sitting because feelings. It's not much, really, it should be classified as a drabble but it's whatever, I guess. I'm only posting it here because it follows the word guideline limits.

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  • 445 weeks
    *throws words at you lovely people*

    IT IS WRITTEN, MY DISCIPLES. GO FORTH, AND SPREAD THE JOYOUS WORD OF THE SPACE HORSE WIVES, IN THE NAME OF YOUR PRINCESS.

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Apr
8th
2015

I need help, you dorks! Please come assist your Princess. · 12:22pm Apr 8th, 2015

If you have a tumblr that posts magical horse or their magical girl equivalents, let me know because this fabulous realm does not have enough ponies on it and that frustrates me. Also if you browse it long enough, you might catch some of my extreme-fandom-trash-ness but oh well!

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b-but i no tumblr!:raritydespair:

2960388 It's okay. *pats your head and gives you a cookie* You're still awesome. :heart:

I'm not a dork, I'm a nerd

But... I don't have tumblr... I'm gonna look for a tumblr that posts ponies for ya now...

Sadly, Princess, I am a dork without a Tumblr account. I have wondered what I would post if I had one, though -- ponies or porn?

2960449 There's a difference? :rainbowhuh:

2961246 Probably both. Most people do. I'm not one of those people but I did write steamy rock drabble. Don't ask.

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Well, sure, there's always pony porn. But outside of that, I'm not sure about a combo of non-porn ponies with non-pony porn. I mean, who's going to follow a mix of adorable fillies and hot, naked redheads?

2961634 ... *sheepishly raises hand*

Oh so that's your new url. Excellent.

2961652 That was the first thing I did on my fifteenth birthday! Change my url. The last one wasn't very original, despite it's name.

me: I am a mature fifteen year old now.
*makes fun of 50 Shades after there's a commercial on tv for it*
me: That would make a good tumblr url.

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:rainbowlaugh: Guess I'll need to give this some consideration, then.

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Dork: A dull, slow-witted, or socially inept person.

Nerd: A foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious. A single-minded expert in a particular technical field.

Geek: an unfashionable or socially inept person.

So basically Nerd = Bill Gates, Geek = Justin Long, Dork = Larry the Cable Guy

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