How To Deal With Enchanted Rocks, Part 1 · 12:30pm Apr 6th, 2015
Greetings my loyal subjects, As I have more Experience with Rocks and Cryyyystaaaalssss than and sane mortal would wish for, I figured I'd dispense some much needed knowledge onto you pathetic mortals. My assistant today will be Silk Blade, otherwise know as a pain in my rear.
Why does the title say 'Part 1'?
I doubt these pathetic beings could handle all my knowledge at once.
...That's what she said.
As you can see, she shares her appearance with that of a Crystal Pony, and grows incredibly frustrated when you refer to her as 'It'. She also has a very interesting reaction to bells.
*Hisses*
When she is irritated simply scratch her behind the ears and she will make a very amusing purring sound. If you do not do this, she will conveniently forget that you aren't immune to sharp objects.
Die slow- *puuuuuuuuurrrrr* 
She is also very prone to playing 'I can't Hear you' when she is in a playful mood. This, like-wise, can be solved with a scratch behind the ears, though its also very likely to make her try to cuddle you in your sleep.
Are we done here?
For now...
REVENGE!!!*ponces*
Get it off! It's all cuddly and smells like strawberries. Mmpfff!
Join us again next week, when I show you how to tickle a shadow monster. *Hugs*
MMMMmmmffff!
Just something cute while you wait for the next Chapter.