Reasons Ponies (and pony-worlders) should NOT come to Earth! (list will grow) · 2:49am Apr 6th, 2015
I've seen several people make a list of reasons why Ponies (or pony-worlders) should come to Earth. Some were serious, and some were joking. I shall now do the same, but in reverse!
Some of this is serious, some of this is stupid. I'll let you decide what's what.
1. Three words: Jet Engine. Derpy.
2. Luna or Celestia forgetting that they don't need to raise the sun and moon for our planet. They'd screw up the orbits.
3. You think a bird crapping on your car is bad? Imagine a Pegasus with Diarrhea as they're flying overhead.
4. Three more words: Twilight Sparkle. Internet.
5. Hasbro would try to find a way to own them or monopolize who crosses over from either side and who doesn't. You KNOW they'd try.
6. Misunderstandings about requests to ride them from young teens and preteens.
7. CMC and a firetruck.
8. Some fanatical moron would try to restart the Witch Hunts because the Ponies use magic.
9. Someone would try to kill and eat one of them to see what they taste like. (You KNOW someone would. We have people here that eat other people!)
10. We'd never be able to convince Discord to leave.
11. Pinkie Pie would find a way to capture Santa Clause, thus depriving children of their Christmas gifts for the year.
12. The Apple company would find themselves being sued by the Apple Family for trademark violations.
13. Diamond Dogs and lonely Furry Fans.
14. With all the various illnesses we get here, there is a high probability that they'd pick up something from us that could devastate their population if they went home with it.
15. Deer Hunting season. Brown or tan-colored Pony that doesn't know goes for a walk in the woods...
16. Dragons would have no end of annoying people shouting Fus Ro Dah! at them and expecting the Dragon to have any idea what they're on about.
17. Fluttershy discovers what hamburgers are made of.
18. Philomena or another pheonix lands on the asphalt next to a pump at a gas station and is startled by a sudden blaring car horn...
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I actually think number ten would be a good thing... He is reformed, so I bet he could easily fix world hunger if we asked nicely. Number eight though... billions of religious people, and millions of fanatics... Damn. There are bound to be a few hundred thousand of them who go nuttier than usual and try to start witch hunting.
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WE could fix world hunger if
1: wars would stop, as this leads to needless death and destruction of both fertile fields and towns alike, and general waste of resources.
2: Those in charge of hungry/starving nations would focus less on lining their own pockets or getting fatter and more on farmland for growth of crops and upkeep of cattle, or on trading their exports (assuming they have any) for purpose of importing food from neighboring nations.
But, this is unlikely to happen.
As to hungry/starving individuals such as the homeless, how long have the nations of the world had to make some sort of organization to find work for these people? Some have been around for hundreds of years and STILL have not dealt with this issue. It all comes down to those whom are in charge not caring enough to take the time to ensure ALL OF THEIR PEOPLE have a way to support themselves. In the US, it's a vicious cycle for the ' street bums'. Companies do not want to hire someone that : lacks a phone, lacks a car, lacks a way to maintain healthy hygiene, so they do not hire them. Well then, they're stuck aren't they? They don't have any money, so they CAN'T buy these things, and they CAN'T enact proper hygiene, so they can't get a job! This has been an issue since before the Great Depression, and it's not looking to see any improvements any time soon.
#18 Huh, do phoenixes count as exotic pets? Because there are a lot of states in the US they wouldn't be allowed if such is true. But why make it more complicated than just a phoenix landing at any flammable place like a tire factory or store. Heh, the phoenix would be burning rubber!