I've Never Seen a Star Wars Movie · 11:34pm Feb 28th, 2015
And while you're trying to figure out how that's even possible, I challenge you to watch my latest review.
Sometimes, I wish that The Force had not been Unleashed
You may refer to me as D101, Darkest101, Darkestsideofme101 or The Anime Crossover Author. Whatever you call me, whether you're here for fiction or reviews, I bid you welcome.
And while you're trying to figure out how that's even possible, I challenge you to watch my latest review.
Sometimes, I wish that The Force had not been Unleashed
I think it's less surprising that you haven't seen a Star Wars film (in full) and more surprising that you haven't tried to make time to see one in full when you know you would probably enjoy them.
But give The Phantom Menace a pass; not because it's bad (although it is), but because it's boring. Not since Mocking Jay, Part 1 have I seen a film spend so much time doing absolutely nothing.
2840421 On a scale of Batman and Robin to Green Lantern, how bad is the Phantom Menace?
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I don't know which end of that scale is low and high, but it wasn't batman and Robin bad; it wasn't campy or silly, or full of bad one-liners. It was, however, poorly written, poorly paced, poorly blocked, and the kid they got to play Anakin was just no good at all.
Case in point:
Never mind what a ten-year old is doing in a starship battle.
2840568 Should've just said Do a Barrel Roll!
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That would've made the film better!
Only just, but still!