It's Toy Fair Day And I'm · 10:42pm Feb 13th, 2015
Because you know I’m all about that merch,
‘Bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch
They got new water cuties, I gotta have two
And I can shake ‘em, shake ‘em, like I’m supposed to do
I got that Holly Dash, that all collectors chase
I know every blindbag, the codes and the waves
The Chinese websites, sellin’ those knock-offs
I know that shit ain’t real
Come on now make it stop
I got K-Mart exclusives, and Toys-R-Us
Ten cents of materials but I just eat it up
Yeah my momma she told me that I should go get a life
She said my plastic horse hobby is why I can’t find a wife
But the ladies can’t match up to cute little pony dolls
I can’t help what I’m into or
Awful parody songs
Because you know I’m all about that merch,
‘Bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch
I got my Derpy Hooves
The con exclusive from three years ago
The light-up DJ and the Mane-iac
Can’t stop collecting I’m
In fifteen thousand dollars and I’m never gonna stop
Yeah my momma she told me that I should go get a life
She said my plastic horse hobby is why I can’t find a wife
But the ladies can’t match up to cute little pony dolls
I can’t help what I’m into or
Awful parody songs
Because you know I’m all about that merch,
‘Bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch
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Warning: the song this is parodying is a bad song. It is bad. BAD. Now you have been warned. Maybe I shouldn't have put this at the end?
Confession: I own a lot of merch.
You're a bad person and you should feel bad
2794007
I know. I do.
No way, parody songs are the besssst. The best thing about Disqus comment threads on webcomics is that there inevitably comes the day where someone starts making parody songs and then every subsequent page gets a parody to go along with it. XD
...aaand now it's stuck in my head.
Gotta love GEMA for locking yet another video.
I don't recognize the song, but aw yes, that merch.
Is it bad I'm debating getting my mic and recording this?
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These song parodies are a symptom of some greater sickness, I'm sure.
Why not this classier version?