My first hate review!

YES! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
My very own first HATE review!
Do you know how long I've been waiting for this? This is awesome! This is how you know you're one of the big wigs, when someone goes out of their way to say how much your story sucks!
Today was a good day.

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[Scootareader]

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Nobody ever gives me validation by angrily reviewing my stories.

[kudzuhaiku]

Sneak peak?

After much debate and achieving the goals I set out for myself to actually review stories I both like and dislike, the Bob reviewing bus is back in business and ferrying passengers down to Mediocreville to be beseeched by the arts and the occasional bum asking for pocket change. Yes, while the interpretations of my mind cannot be properly understood and remain an enigma (as it should be) to the general populace, I shall give you all a sneak-peak, shall we say... open wound view of what my thought process is really like.

Mang, you have mountain creeping up on you!

[RainbowBob]

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Yo, I'm here. In that corner over there. That dude muttering to himself. Yeah, that one.

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Moooooooooolehiiiiiiiiiiiills!

[kudzuhaiku]

2761106

Don't mind me, I was just being silly. Nothing was meant by it.

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I've been reading The Oatmeal again. Sorry.

[RainbowBob]

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Damn my inability to efficiently use the a and e buttons on my keyboard! Damnation on both of them!

[Smashing Skunk53]

If your gonna get hated, best get Rainbow Bob hated.

[Detective Sugar Glazing]

http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/424163/so-its-come-down-to-this
This may have something to do with it.

[knetch]

why are we listening to that reviewer?
i enjoyed the story, not the best, but i have had an excelent time reading it.

[Scootareader]

2761106
Why be in that corner over there, angrily reviewing that story, when you can be over here, angrily reviewing one of my stories?

2761234
I'm surprised I didn't catch that immediately. I read that blog and thought it was funny, but still didn't make the correlation.

2761349
Judging by the upvote/downvote ratio on the story, I'd say it got positive exposure, if anything. Not all "negative" reviews are actually negative; the poster below you, in fact, pointed out that Bob has a bias against this kind of story, and I'm guessing his readers made the correlation and noted the bias while reading.

At any rate, a review is usually a good sign for a story: It merits a review, meaning there's usually something good about it. Just as long as it doesn't end up in Rage Reviews.

[RainbowBob]

2761349
Because he's, like, a sponge, dude.

2761234
About 65.43% yes, but still the stuff about the comedy used in the story, eh.

2761809
Which one, Scoots?

[Scootareader]

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Oh, you're letting me choose what fic gets a review? You better make it extra nasty, then.

I mean, you can always check my stuff and see what either isn't finished or has a high number of downvotes. That'll always be a surefire way to get some rage. I'm wanting reviews on the fics that I think I did all right on, but you can always check what happens when I just decide to put words on a page.

-First fic I ever wrote here. About a pony that can't be remembered. Written with zero knowledge that Background Pony existed, as I wasn't active in the fanfic community until much later.

-Only romance that could be construed as happy here. Four separate stories written to symbolize songs that were written thematically for the seasons.

-Luna headcanon weird thing over here. Parallels the episodes at some points and is mostly intended to illustrate Luna's mental struggles.

-Totally serious Tom x Bloomberg romance over here. I'm serious. It's not comedy, it's sad. What small number of readers I got have given glowing opinions, though.

-Dark Christmas one-shot I did over here.

-If you want comedy, I suggest my super secret spoopy Nightmare Night story over here. So meta it won't even pass submission. I didn't even try to submit it it's so meta. The password is Unpublished View Password.

Just one plz. I don't think you're Bobby enough to review all of them.

[Pickleless]

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SO ABOUT THAT REVIEW REQUEST, I would like you to review Muper Sario.
It's not erotic smut.
It's other words, it's terrible in every wa- you know what? It's your job to say something is bad, not mine.
Go nuts.

[RainbowBob]

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You gots it.

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Tom x Bloomberg 4 life.

[Scootareader]

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Do your worst, you young whippersnapper.

[TDR]

Congrats. This is your first step. Now then if you want to be an 'Legendary' like i am here's what you do.

First have the hate, which you have done.

Next have some one copy and paste your entire story, and then try to pass it off as their own.

Bonus points if they are dumb enough to do it on the same site they are stealing it from.

[Ithrex]

I think you're secretly me or something.