Jan
28th
2015
An idea! Celestia help us all .... · 8:40pm Jan 28th, 2015
So, sometimes I save a few good phrases and what not from my stories, just things that are kinda neat, and thought I'd put em on a separate story. Well, also started writing down little thoughts that came to mind and ended up with My Little Bolo: A Hellbore is Magic ---Things Crusader Can't do Anymore. They're just stupid funny things I was thinking of, short and sweet. Also some turns of phrase I never used in chapters, I just kinda put em together, wondered if it would be worth posting for you folks to get a chuckle from? Let me know! The next chapter is being worked on, revelation! Wooo! More exposition! More feels! Double the peanut butter!
You folks are awesome
NFire
Go ahead, im interested in it now, no going back for me.
I'm interested. I'd kill me if you did it Skippy's List style.
The 213 Things….
1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.
2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.
3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
9. Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.
11. Not allowed to join the Communist Party.
12. Not allowed to join any militia.
13. Not allowed to form any militia.
14. Not allowed out of my office when the president visited Sarajevo.
15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”
16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.
17. God may not contradict any of my orders.
18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous “Barbie Girl Dance” while on duty.
Etc etc ect
2754062 Well guess what I did, well not exactly...but.. god I love Skippy's List
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We'll have to add it to the Dinochrome Brigade group.