A Would You Rather Question and Are You Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse Questions

1.) Would you rather be haunted by a ghost that slightly inconveniences you (i.e flushes the toilet when you're in the shower) or be followed by an immortal man that repeatedly hits you with a spoon?
2.) Which three YouTubers/Celebrities would you have in your zombie survival team?
3.) A zombie bursts into your room and the object immediately to your left is your only weapon. How fucked are you?
4.) If you were a zombie, who would you want to bite?
5.) What would your survival plan be?
6.) What would you do if your parents became zombies?
7.) Do you want the zombie apocalypse to happen?
My answers;
1.) ghost, I could handle it
2.) Hank Green (he could figure out traps), Louis C.K (keep morale up), Justin Bieber (bait)
3.) Very, there is nothing but air to my left
4.) Sam Pepper
5.) Go to isolated farmland, begin farming
6.) cry, and kill them
7.) NO!
What are your answers? Remember to copy the numbers next to your answers.

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[Dat Stoopid Goi]

1.) Would you rather be haunted by a ghost that slightly inconveniences you (i.e flushes the toilet when you're in the shower) or be followed by an immortal man that repeatedly hits you with a spoon?
I would like a ghost that gives me boiling showers please. My shower is cold anyway.
2.) Which three YouTubers/Celebrities would you have in your zombie survival team?
Markiplier (Nuff said), anonymous and Jacksepticeye
3.) A zombie bursts into your room and the object immediately to your left is your only weapon. How fucked are you?
Seeming as my xbox controller is there, I'm boned.
4.) If you were a zombie, who would you want to bite?
Kim K. The only way to end everyone's torture from her.
5.) What would your survival plan be?
Live downstairs and live off mtn dew and doritos with a sniper in hand.
6.) What would you do if your parents became zombies?
Knock 'em out and bury them seeming as they are already dead.
7.) Do you want the zombie apocalypse to happen?
Partly yes and partly no. I know I would be shit at it but it would be cool.

[H550]

1) ghost
2) FPSRussia (for everything guns, he owns a tank) pewdiepie (bait) rooster teeth (moral)
3) I have a baseball bat, a shotgun and a pillow. Possibly screwed?
4) depends, am I patient zero? Then I would bite whatever general decided to bomb innocents to "contain the outbreak"
5) go to a fired who owns the gun contents of Fort Knox's vault at a reservation and hole up until I can die or the apocalypse is over
6) mercy kill and level 1 survivors guilt
7) yes, if I can be patient zero and stay sane. I always wanted to be a god. And no. Everyone dies. Any reason needed?