Palette Cleanser · 5:10pm Jan 24th, 2015
I always need one right after I start depressing myself. Like this one, Virgini-Tea. The title is very misleading, I warn you. I came up with the idea after a cousin showed me a google-plus pic about people making fun of tea cups. Using the words like Virginity, Brutality, Fatality and what not. I thought Virginity would be the best one for a start and used Pinkie Pie as the best one not to give the joke away. The joke having nothing to do with virginity. Literally, the entire story is a tea joke but not the one you're expecting.
I played around with the idea of it being a introspective talk about virginity and got bored. Also, I decided to use Twilight as the viewpoint character. If I wanted to talk about sex, I'd use Rarity and because Rarity is expected to be the one to talk about sex, I thought it was dumb. And this story is supposed to clean my clock, not take all my available cares.
I'd like to say that this is a side-story to Words and was vaguely written in the same tone-ish, but it's not good enough for that. However if you read Words, you're more likely to understand the humor. Or at least, Pinkie Pie. If you're not into the joke, I say just enjoy the pretty writing. I've always had a thing about cooking, especially magical other world cooking. I might honestly make a story following up with what Pinkie Pie was cooking.
I think I got it. The comments were pretty useful. (Then again, I may have missed it. I'm pretty oblivious about this kind of thing most of the time.)
2746638
Ehh, it's not a big deal. The punchline wasn't that funny.
2746734 I thought it was quite brilliant. I wouldn't have been able to think of something like that.
2747114
You're just being nice... And I like it. So how are things going for you?
2747138 Heehee, I'm being honest.
Not too great, honestly. You?
2747371
Fine, writing wise. Do you want to talk about it in pm?
2747372 If you want. I wouldn't mind talking at all-- I'm pretty talkative most of the time.