[STORY] Berry Punch's House Can Talk · 8:03pm Jan 3rd, 2015
I don't know why I wrote it. I just did. I swear, I need to keep a leash on my writing impulses, sometimes... 
In which Berry's house is kind of a dick.
If you're in the mood for a quick laugh, then feel free to check it out. Otherwise, if you're aiming for something with a more serious tone, I'd advise keeping well away from it. You'll be all the happier, trust me.
I blame no one in particular for this story. But if I had to choose, I'd go with blaming Syeekoh.
Actually, yeah. Let's blame Syeekoh.
EDIT: So this story got featured. I'm not editing that into my story summary though, because that's a stupid and totes plebbish thing to do. Instead, I will continue to blame Syeekoh. Damn you, Syeekoh! You've cursed this story to grace the front page of the site even longer than it needs to be! How do you sleep at night, you philistine? I hope you're happy...
I'm getting blamed for a lot of things around FimFiction, lately...
2698191
Everything is your fault, even the bookshelf update.
2698201 ...I see.
I'll let knighty know.
2698204
You'd better fess up about the banners too!
2698191
Did you change your name at some point?
2698206
I'll never own up to that... which I didn't do... at all.
2698208
Perhaps.
I initially read that as "lick", and thought it was a story about Berry Punch getting drunk, then thinking her house was trying to seduce and molest her.
2698215
Tell Ineffable~? We might know each other.
2698260 My name used to be Syeekoh.
Nothing more, nothing less.
2698263
Hmm... I'm guessing you're somewhat new to Fimfic?
2698317 I've been around since December 2013
2698320 I see. Only two years then.
We should be friends~.
2698379 sure?