Sneak Peek Of Next "Ask The Swapped Ponies!" · 9:01pm Dec 24th, 2014
To Discord: As a God of chaos…Do you have red blood or is your blood different? Maybe as a god of chaos your blood is strawberry jam, or you don't even need blood blood inside you.
DISCORD
When I do bleed, my blood’s always red… except for that one sci-fi convention, where I made it rainbow-swirl. But as a God of Chaos, I don’t require blood to live; and for the most part, I get along quite nicely without it. The times I do have blood in me… usually, I’m either about to play a very ‘dark comedy’ kind of prank, or…
An arrow, fired from a faraway bow, suddenly lodges itself in Discord’s midsection, and he bleeds red.
DISTANT VOICE
Got him! He’s wounded!
Several hearty CHEERS sound from afar. Discord sighs while smiling and turns back to the readers.
DISCORD
Let me explain this one. See, there are mortals out there who still haven’t forgiven me for having once been a villain. Mortals who fancy themselves ‘heroes,’ and are itching to prove it to the world by putting a Big Baddie in his grave. As far as these ‘heroes’ are concerned, I’m just a ‘Medusa’ in need of decapitating, a ‘Goliath’ in need a good rock between the eyes… you get the idea. Heroes like that… I really love messing with their heads!
As the band of heroes approach Discord, weapons ready, the draconequus feigns great agony, while clutching his bleeding arrow wound.
DISCORD
AAAH!! OOOOH!!! EEEEEE!!!!
HERO
(to his fellow heroes)
There! You see? The monster’s wounded! If it bleeds, we can kill it!
Discord drops a wink to the readers.
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Shouldn't that be 'DISTANT VOICE'? Or even 'VOICE IN THE DISTANCE'?
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Unless Discord makes his voice distant.