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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 19 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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    10 comments · 520 views
  • 24 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 601 views
  • 27 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 595 views
  • 29 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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    19 comments · 781 views
  • 39 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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Dec
12th
2014

MrNumbers attempts modesty, fails spectacularly - Another comic! · 4:00am Dec 12th, 2014

So, I was wondering if putting off Demesne to do my film work was worth it. Then...

What?

No, seriously, what?!

What the hell is this?

But this one says-

-And this one says?


And they have my name on them!

For those who only started following me recently, this is what it's a reference to.

Basically, I beat fifteen other films, of which two were stunningly brilliant dramas, and took home not only the best screenplay award, but the audience favourite since I helped film and produce it.

Audience favourite.

So, as you can see...

I have gone mad with power.

Bonus addendum: in my acceptance speech, I quoted GhostOfHeraclitus quote Heraclitus.

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You know, you look a little like The Doctor dressed like that.

Congrats dude.

DUDE! You got the People's Choice award?! Congratulations, man! WELL DONE, SIR!

So sexy! :O

791 people just Googled "QSFT Film Awards 2014" to see what the hubbub was about.

Excellent work, sir! Judging from your work here, I can only assume you deserved those little slabs-o-translucent-pride.

Wow, congratulations!

I don't know who or what a QSFT is, but congratulations all the same.

Endearingly mad, sir!

Seriously, well done. :pinkiehappy:

mad with power

I think we all saw this coming.

Congratulations!

MOST EXCELLENT MY GOOD SIR!

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Almost maddeningly like a younger, and rather more naked, Tom Baker, actually.

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I finally had the chance to try Jelly Babies a few months back. They are REALLY good.

Congratulations!

Grats!

Totally amazeballs! :pinkiegasp:

Congratulations!

Now put some damn pants on. :ajsmug:

OH NUMBERS!

MANY, MANY CONGRATULATIONS AND HEARTFELT BEST WISHES ON THE AWARDS!

THE FIRST OF MANY, MANY, MANY MORE!

WHY AM I SHOUTING?! I HAVE NO IDEA EITHER!
:heart:

Wow!

Big time Congratulations! :pinkiehappy:

Err, what? Congratulations, I guess.

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Yeah, pants. Do that.

2648513 But weren't they censored? :trollestia:

WELL DONE! YOU SHOW THOSE OTHER MOVIES WHO'S BOSS! CRUSH THEM, DRIVE THEM BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR EDITORS! WAAAAAAGH!

...I'm better now. Um. Congratulations.

P.S.
It's Australian December. In... the possibly undisclosed but quite warm bit of Australia where you live. How did you not burst into flames dressed like that?

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Quite simple. I had walked for an hour in summer rain. Well, jog really, I got quite cold. I suppose that makes the censor bar rather in my favour, considering.

Now, if only I could get Heraclitus to quote GhostOfHeraclitus quote Heraclitus, then I'd have something... Ghost quoting Conan doesn't have quite the intellectual umph. Not enough meta.


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That was actually a rather witty delivery. Well done.

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Ack. My pants are like a cheap castle. No ballroom.

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Naturally you won. One is as ten thousand to me, if he is the best.

Better?

Someone's looking scrumptioulicious over there :rainbowwild:

*licks lips, puts hands on head and gyrates hips*

Also, if Heraclitus quotes GhostOfHeraclitus, how would he actually utilize the footnotes? I mean, footnotes through oral word? It'd prolly involve speaking with the fourth dimension or something.

Or maybe simultaneously talking with two voices?

I'd say you earned that naked prance about town. Congratulations.

Now how's that book coming along? >_>

I'm actually surprised it took you this long to show your butt this time.

Not like I'm complaining, tho. Your neighbors must be very happy right now.

Congratulations you mad Aussie you. Now get back to writing!

I have gone mad with power.

Which is the best way to go mad after all. Well done!

MrNumbers,

I feel I need to admonish you most severely for going out like that.

Wear a scarf or something; it looks chilly out there.


Best regards,
Raging Mouse.

I really could have lived my life without knowing what you looked like naked. I really try to not have any mental image about the users on this site, but you... You broke that.

Also, I'm surprised I get to see you naked before Aragon. It's only a matter of time, though...

One last note: I wonder why this didn't show up on my feed?

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Naked? I am clearly wearing socks for modesty.

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in the realm of Pony...this is perfectly acceptable

I could have gone my whole life without seeing that...

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