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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 15 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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    10 comments · 481 views
  • 21 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 556 views
  • 23 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 565 views
  • 26 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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    19 comments · 746 views
  • 35 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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    6 comments · 789 views
Apr
28th
2014

As a thank you: An illustrated guide to MrNumber's writing process. · 2:22am Apr 28th, 2014

Now, because of my recent holy mother of Celestia, really level of views, I thought I'd say thank you, and show you just how a MrNumbers brand story is conceived and written.

This will be up only until I regret this. I'm going to regret this, aren't I?

Note; The cowboy hat is crucial for the process.

Author's Note:

Every time this happens my wordcount goes up directly proportional to my police record. Also I am so, so, so sorry for this.

Comments ( 22 )

2055069

Now, here's my question:

Are you the first part of the video, wanting to devour my pasty body, or the reaction of stunned horror?

I'm not sure which I prefer...

Congrats on the monumental number of views! :twilightsmile:

Oh and this was hilarious! Nice hat, BTW. :twilightoops:

2055075 errrr... The second one. O_O

I laughed. In the middle of the store I work at. Like a crazy person.

Nize hat. </jaegermonster>

2055122

It's because I'm a real schmott guy.

YAAAAAAAAAAS!

this is epic and explains quite a lot about your storyness

Also your hair looks real purdy.

Disregard mental health; acquire pony words.

2055131 You just made my "favorite people" list. :D

This reminds me... I really need to get my hat dry-cleaned.

They really are crucial when going outside where 'weather' may occur.

Came looking for advice regarding writing, left being unable to un-see.

Do not be sorry. Be proud, for this is glorious!

Neighbors: *Clips Hedges*
Naked MrNumbers runs by: "I AM THE LAST SON OF CELESTIA, WORSHIP ME AND BE FREE!"
Neighbors: *Blinks*
*Blinks again*
*Clips Hedges*

2056290 *applauds* This seems the best answer.

Also I am so happy to know I can help you get use out of your increasing police record.

(How the heck is it so many of the my fave authors are younglings?:rainbowlaugh:)

Oooooh. So THAT'S the secret. And here I thought I was going to have to destroy my liver. :yay:

AGAIN :heart: That is all

I notice you said you'd continue the post until you regretted it. So, the big question: do you regret running around naked until getting arrested, or do you regret leaving behind your camera?

Is your wispy beard also crucial to the process?

2056290

Ah, I see you're already familiar with this particular, method then!

2058460

Yeah, like anybody would want to touch something I had. And a camera? They'd have to look through all the additional photos that got taken later. They're very modern art.

2059482

Of course it is! I have enough close shaves as it is without another one!

Oh god! I just think of your brother while taking those!:applejackconfused::twilightoops::facehoof::unsuresweetie::trixieshiftright:

2059982

Timer on my camera.

No one must ever know.

2059983 Hence, why you posted them up on a open to the public blog...

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