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Esle Ynopemos


Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

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  • 476 weeks
    How suck/not-suck is this cover art?

    Hey folks. Next story is coming along, despite the kinks Season 5 is throwing in its path (Seriously, Babs Seed got her cutie mark? Off screen? For hairdressing? There's no way I could've planned for that). Chapter 1 is close, and I'll post it once I have Chapter 2 ready for editing so there hopefully won't be too long a break between updates.

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  • 481 weeks
    Table for a guest, plus call for editors

    Have you heard about Kitsune Risu's new project? No? Have you heard of Kitsune Risu? You should. He's one of the most underrated authors on this site. Roughly one third of my library of Criminally Underrated Stories were penned by this guy.

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  • 485 weeks
    Bitter Harvest mini-prequel of sorts

    Some of you already know, but I have been hosting weekly writing prompts over at Thirty Minute Ponies. Each prompt is always posted with a mini-fic alongside it, sort of as an example, but mostly to keep myself writing alongside the participants.

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  • 493 weeks
    Contest results, and an apology

    This is embarrassingly and inexcusably late, and still half-assed and incomplete, but...

    The It's My Birthday and I'll Ship Ponies If I Want To contest is over! Like, more than a month ago! Timing!

    I am really sorry about this. You folks who put effort forward to make something nice deserve better than this.

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  • 506 weeks
    It's my birthday. Gimme stuff.


    I get to re-use something I've already drawn!

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Jun
24th
2012

Improbable Hippophobia · 7:38pm Jun 24th, 2012

You know the strangest thing about my FiM addiction? It isn't the girliness of the show or anything like that; I think this community has proven that that is no bar against the sheer quality of it.

It's that I like the show despite having hippophobia. I have an irrational fear of horses. No joke. Admittedly, a mild case, but I do tend to panic and lock up when there is a horse nearby. This can be a bit of a problem when my in-laws live on a farm. I remember being stuck in the middle of their half-mile-long driveway for a good fifteen minutes frozen in terror while one of their horses sniffed curiously at the windows of my car. It made for a pretty ridiculous sight.

The thought just struck me as odd. Anyway, Election in Ponyville is up now. You should read it. And be careful around horses.

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Comments ( 1 )

I've always sort of... disliked horses. And the old horse-faced MLP toys creeped me out.
So I've always thought that one of the most appealing things about FiM is that they look so little like horses :twilightsheepish:
They've got the general structure, yeah, but the strange colours, hair-like manes, small snouts, indistinct hooves, and overall different proportions have always added up to 'not a horse' in my head.

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