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Nov
23rd
2014

Post 50 ~ One year · 12:18pm Nov 23rd, 2014

One year ago to the day I sat down to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - to be specific Season 4, episode 1 and 2. Well before that I'll tell you another story, which some of you might know.


Play this.

Before I was a fan of MLP I used to be a yiffer/furry, which I enjoyed a lot. The hentai and furry fandoms alike provide some of the most versatile pornography in existence and I really enjoyed being a part of it.

>relevant

The problem I found when scrolling through pages of horse hentai was this annoying MLP shit. Some pink pony with a strap on wapping up against some cyan pony and it didn't even look good. I was disgusted to say the least. As all inquisitive minds do though I followed the tags, related artists and websites until I got an appetite for the cute little ponies. I soon got some admiration for whatever it was but forgot about it after a bit. I never even thought it was the recent generation of the G3 ponies I had come across when I was younger.

So after a bit I was on youtube and decided to tap it in, I found that 360p post of season 1. After watching the first episode I was obliviously still a little cynical so I went and watched the other two seasons and the movie a short while later. By this time I avidly enthused in a way I'd never felt before. I loved the characters, the writing and especially the animation. *Praises the Faust*

I didn't know where to go from there, but I was vaguely aware of FanFiction. I started writing on my iPad and enjoyed making a new story out of the show's canon and wanted to make something that was convincingly show like. After posting the first two chapters I was staggered when almost 200 people had read my story within the first week. I guess that's what Season 4 hiatus does to people. :twilightsheepish: I also decided to return the favor and read someone else's work. Just my luck that the first one I clicked belonged to DemonBrightSpirit an Incredibly talented author with ambitions to make it on EQD. We started chatting over PM and he edited for my stories and I proof read his new chapters. It was a nice partnership and I learned a lot about comma splicing and other literary principles that I wasn't aware of.

Then I heard about season 4. At this stage I'd already expended all the decent MLP youtube content as most people had and was just as excited for the new season as everyone else. It was about the same time that DBS told me about FiMFiction and how I should check it out sometime. Just for fun I decided to join the same day as the release of Season 4, and now I'm back to the start.

TL;DR

I have been on this site for one whole year.

In that time I've done some art, some commenting and occasionally been involved in something bigger than myself. I've enjoyed my time and I'd like to credit a few lot of people:

PlumBuckeredOut and discordeddiscord for being my best friends from the start.

SpitFlame for being an absolute bitch, and teaching me very early on that I'm not compatible for winning arguments on the internet.

Anal_Destoyer for stealing my RP virginity. Actually it was Shimmering Honor, plus Shimmering helped me make my first OC. :rainbowkiss: So thank you very much.

Vengeful Spirit for being the most humble person I know with over 1,000 followers. :yay:

monsterlord18 for keeping me updated on S4 YouTube uploads and every movie worth watching.

Lord of Nothing for making into The Sexy Assistant. I love you! :heart:

PonySlayer for making me the Co-Owner and Admin of my first group.

Happy for never noticing me. :raritystarry:

TheWraithWriter for embarrassing me, and being indescribably attractive.

MuddyFudger for making me Sexy Ass and then changing me back again I'd also like to thank you for keeping me up till three in the morning on a school night for the sake of shitposting on the Gun Club group.

Samey90 possibly the best author on FiMFiction!

Semper Fidelis, Midnight Rider and Eternal Aviator for supporting me so much. :heart:

Cold Blitz for being better than me.

I like these two; mrfett and F4D3

Jayesixx for being a better artist than me.

darcyyanew - you kniky fucker. :trollestia:

FamousLastWords, Scootareader, The Nightingale Husqvarnic, Drgnwolf, Pony With A Hat, Captain Spitfire, Xinrick
and Dash The Stampedefor being a good friends.

Jon bucker for commenting on most of my blogs, I mean who are you..?

Stormrider, Wild Flower for being cute!

Nightmare Nyx for Team Awesome! :heart:

Arxsys for being best photographer.

Dark Avenger for pissing me off.

The Princess Rarity for stealing my Stiggerzz.

Stiggerzz for giving me one Stiggerzz point just to fuck with me.

Lumie!

topKEK and 2D-kun for fucking with me repeatedly.

ShallowCupcake for bewbs.

Smiles and MetaKnight145 for finally following me. :heart: :heart: :heart:

ChlobuscusIsPony for being my cute little waifu.

zel for being the most cute and sophisticated person I know. *Cuddles* :heart:

Thank you. (If you weren't mentioned and feel like you should have been, just tell me)

This has also been my 50th blog. That's cool. :heart:

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Comments ( 85 )
zel

>tfw senpai did not notice me

2611734 Well. I was looking through my following and you changed you're picture so I must have missed it. Let me amend that for you. :heart:

2611736 What I meant to say was you've been very special to me and all I've ever wanted to do is be as perfect as you. :heart:

2611737
:raritystarry: D-do you really mean that? :pinkiesad2:

We shall all praise the mighty Faust! *Praises Faust*

2611738 Yes, I mean, I love everyone unconditionally. It honestly means the world to me to have friends like you. :heart:

2611740
Awwww.... You're honestly just the sweetest thing :heart:

best story ever found mlp by looking at (Awesome) hentai

Nnnf, I love you so much~

You're a kniky fucker, too. :heart:

:raritydespair: senpai y u no liek mi
Lel it's alright. This was a really sweet story. Thank you for sharing it with us. :twilightsmile:

2611776 *Eats a small portion* Thank you. :pinkiehappy:

2611777 I was going to do you, but you never did my userpage. :rainbowkiss: :heart:

2611778 you're welcome.
Congrats. You keep it up, even after you met me....

Dark Avenger for pissing me off.

I love you too! :trollestia:

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Come to think of it, this may be a little OOC, even for Trixie...

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*yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff**yiff*:heart:

I'm glad I'm a really good friend of yours Assistant.:twilightsmile: also Giraffe furry is hot...and I'm also a furry...maybe not as avidly as others but still I enjoy the art and....the content that you also love...but congratz on your first year:twilightsmile: at least I know I'm still a friend...

2611837 Of course I noticed you. *Cuddles* :heart:

2611841 *Cuddles back*:heart:


*Slowly reaches behind your back to move giraffe picture back into view*

2611842 Yep...:fluttershyouch: Furry's forever:heart:
(And picture because she's cute and happy like you:twilightsmile: now back to the ignore pile I go...T^T
i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/WolfCryChan/Anthros/Annie_for_Jeso_by_chalosan.jpg )

topKEK and 2D-kun for fucking with me repeatedly.

lol

Samey90 possibly the best author on FiMFiction!

:pinkiehappy:

SpitFlame for being an absolute bitch, and teaching me very early on that I'm not compatible for winning arguments on the internet.

That seems accurate enough!:rainbowlaugh:

2611779 I know :ajsleepy: I'll do it when I have time, I swear. School has been killing me right now :fluttercry:

2611850 Lel. *Picks you up and strokes your hair* So cute. :heart:

2611858 Awwwww! It's so cute. :twilightblush: Can I have it..? :heart:

2611881 It's true, you two write too much and make me feel bad. :heart:

2611886 You make me excited about reading. :heart:

2611896 I still love you though. :heart:

2611901 Don't worry about it. That was mean of me. *Gives you a :heart:*

2612158 The picture? Because it is cute:twilightsmile: like you. Please don't leave me? Please T^T... I hate feeling alone..also i don't know when I first came on here so this could be close to my second year here.

2612211 Thank you...I don't want to be in the 'ignore pile'...its dark cold and lonely in there...*needs a hug*

2612158
You have also tempted me to try RP sometime.:twilightblush:

2612439 What are-... what..? :rainbowderp:

2612222 *Snuggles you* :heart:

2611739 *Misses you're comment completely* Sorry. :pinkiesad2:

Yes praise it! :heart:

2612458 it's okay :twilightsmile: *praises both you and Faust* all the praise!

2612478 Awww. Don't do that you're embarrassing me. :twilightblush: :heart:

2612456
It's just a joke.

2612456 *snuggles back* thank you...

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