See you all in 62 days... or a week if I really suck. · 8:35am Nov 1st, 2014
I wish I had more time to write this out to y'all, but unfortunately I ain't got the luxury of time or mobile internet, so I'll make this brief:
I uploaded what is going to have to be my last story for a few months or a week if I suck, you can read it here:, I assure you it's awful.
I'll miss you people.
Eat jerky.
I hope I don't see you for a long time.
I mean that in the best way possible.
No really. I swear.
Hope to see you upon your return, bro.
Stay fresh, like Bel Air!
I'll wait for you with my burning loins!
You'll surely knock it outta the park and we'll be cheering when you return,
Au revoire, mon cherie!
Farewell, you magnificent bastard.
We'll keep the light one for ya.
~Skeeter The Lurker