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  • 451 weeks
    I'm psychic!

    Given the most recent episode, I feel fully comfortable claiming clairvoyance on the subject of Big Mac dressing in drag. Yes, yes I know... he just did it for his sister and all that. Shut up and let me have this alright? Its rare that a show like this directly indulges one of my fetishes.

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  • 463 weeks
    I am terrible at writing

    Sooooo... been awhile since I've had anything for you lovely people who are inexplicably kind to my hack ass.

    Essentially the problem is that I while I am still writing I can't seem to finish anything these days. Most of the time I get in the zone, work for a good few hours hammering out a thousand or so words and then... things just dry up for me.

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  • 474 weeks
    What I've been doing

    Hello again friends. Its been awhile since I've had anything here, so I thought I'd give you all an update on how things are doing and porn is porning.

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  • 478 weeks
    I had something to say...

    ...But I forgot what it was. Instead have this video of Buzz Aldrin punching a conspiracy theorist in his stupid, ugly face. Full disclosure: This is what my happy place looks like.

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  • 481 weeks
    The world is poorer place.

    Just found out that one of my all time favorite authors died today. Terry Pratchett, author of the Discworld novels passed away at his home with his family at the age of 66.

    I am unable to communicate properly just how much his books meant to me, how much he’s informed my own sensibilities of both comedy and fantasy, all I can do right now is say that the world is poorer place for his loss.

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Nov
1st
2014

31 Nightmares: Halloween · 5:24am Nov 1st, 2014

Halloween. The night He came home. This is it people, the big one. We are looking at a movie that essentially invented the slasher film. If you watch a movie in which an unstoppable, implacable man murders you people, it exists because of this film.

In 1963 a boy by the name of Michael Myers murdered his sister and her boyfriend. He was locked away for years, a nutcase psychokiller to most and pure fucking evil to his Doctor, Samuel Loomis.

Years later he escaped, and then he came home dressed in black, his face hidden behind an eerie pale mask. That night he began a legend, carved his name into cinematic history and changed the way we all think of horror movies forever.

These days it’s easy to look at Halloween and say “so what?” It’s not the bloodiest of slasher films, not the darkest or most memorable. But it was the first, and to me it’s still the best.

Like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, this is a film with a legacy and reputation far bloodier than it is. While there is plenty of brutality on screen it isn’t accompanied by buckets of blood and viscera. To me this only makes the film more powerful.

Also like Texas chainsaw, this is a film where I love almost everything from the cinematography to the soundtrack with only that bizarre 70s habit of casting adults as teenagers to detract from it. It spawned a number of sequels of steadily decreasing quality. I can honestly only recommend Halloween, Halloween II and the previous entry Halloween III.

Halloween II is a direct and adequate continuation of the first film’s plot, as in it literally takes place later the same night but all subsequent Michael Myer’s sequels were significantly less than spectacular and I do not recommend them.

In 2007 a remake was release directed by Rob Zombie. Despite what many say I do believe that Zombie’s Halloween stands up as a movie, and that its largest flaw is that it is called Halloween. If it were an original slasher film then I’d happily praise it as I do House of 1,000 Corpses and the Devil’s Rejects.

2009 however brought us a sequel that was truly, spectacularly abysmal. Rob Zombie actually was not interested in making Halloween II, but making it was the only way he could procure funding for the movie he really wanted to make, Lords of Salem which I hear is laughably bad.

Well friends, that’s it. 31 movies in 31 days. 31 terrors to keep you up at night, 31 nightmares of blood and monsters and doom.

Tomorrow I will list a few honorable mentions as well as few items I considered talking about that are not actually movie! After that… well… there’s always next year…

Pleasant dreams my sweetest friends.

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Comments ( 2 )

One thing ok and many, didn't like it Hobo Meyers screaming "die" at Loomis, just seemd like an odd choice of words, considering what he did. I can get the white horse, as the Lady on the Grey (his mom) or the Pale Rider of Revelations.

Rob Zombie should have stuck to music.
Dragula was awesome.

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