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  • 451 weeks
    I'm psychic!

    Given the most recent episode, I feel fully comfortable claiming clairvoyance on the subject of Big Mac dressing in drag. Yes, yes I know... he just did it for his sister and all that. Shut up and let me have this alright? Its rare that a show like this directly indulges one of my fetishes.

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  • 463 weeks
    I am terrible at writing

    Sooooo... been awhile since I've had anything for you lovely people who are inexplicably kind to my hack ass.

    Essentially the problem is that I while I am still writing I can't seem to finish anything these days. Most of the time I get in the zone, work for a good few hours hammering out a thousand or so words and then... things just dry up for me.

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  • 474 weeks
    What I've been doing

    Hello again friends. Its been awhile since I've had anything here, so I thought I'd give you all an update on how things are doing and porn is porning.

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    2 comments · 380 views
  • 478 weeks
    I had something to say...

    ...But I forgot what it was. Instead have this video of Buzz Aldrin punching a conspiracy theorist in his stupid, ugly face. Full disclosure: This is what my happy place looks like.

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  • 481 weeks
    The world is poorer place.

    Just found out that one of my all time favorite authors died today. Terry Pratchett, author of the Discworld novels passed away at his home with his family at the age of 66.

    I am unable to communicate properly just how much his books meant to me, how much he’s informed my own sensibilities of both comedy and fantasy, all I can do right now is say that the world is poorer place for his loss.

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Oct
30th
2014

31 Nightmares: Midnight Meat Train · 2:57am Oct 30th, 2014

We have here another adaptation of Clive Barker’s work, this one of his short story The Midnight Meat Train which can be found in The Books of Blood anthology which I highly recommend.

A struggling young photographer in New York sets out to capture the black, pulsing heart of the city, and in the process finds himself drawn into one of its blackest secrets.

This is an extremely clever, brilliantly shot and directed movie, visceral, vicious and violent. It is a slasher movie that explains everything that happens in it. Why is the killer seemingly unstoppable? Because he’s dressed in armor and usually attacks the unarmed by surprise. Why are the police useless? Because the police are in on it? What are the reasons? More terrible than you could possibly guess.

I am not going to explain more, because you need to watch this fucking movie. I’m guessing that not a lot of people have, Lionsgate seriously fucked it on distribution. Midnight Meat Train played in only a handful of theaters and only for a short time before unceremoniously being dumped on DVD.

Watch this fucking movie people. Please, if you take none of my other recommendations seriously then at least watch this one, you will not be disappointed.

Well friends, Halloween is almost upon us. Only two more films for Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Two more films for Halloween, Silver Shamrock!

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Comments ( 2 )

You reposted. :pinkiesmile:

Also, after watching Nostalgia Critic, I get the reference.

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