Coffee

We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the recipe scripture, making iced cappuccino; the blender is trying to provide Seven breakfast that he should consume freely and, to impress him, takes on its bowl-shaped form and says, 'Now I am become Coffee, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.

Did I mention coffee? A big bowl of iced cappuccino! For breakfast!

Comments

[OldSchoolCatholic]

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[Seven Fates]

2543056 You know you love J. Robert Coffeeheimer.

[OldSchoolCatholic]

What?!

[Seven Fates]

2543084 Entire first paragraph was a modification of one of Julius Robert Oppenheimer's most famous speeches, describing the Trinity bomb testing.

[OldSchoolCatholic]

I highly doubt you where apart of that

[Shachza]

2543093
2543087

There is extra crazy run' rampant dis mo'nin'. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, lock yo door, 'cause the coffee be wakin' up errybody!

[OldSchoolCatholic]

2543107 What if I killed the coffee?

[drone_r0m-3]

I think it's time for you to switch to decaf.

[Seven Fates]

2543093 No, but I caffeinated it.

[OldSchoolCatholic]

I killed the coffee!

[IkioStar]

Agh! Headache, I tried to do that shit and got a migraine, and had to spend ten minutes on the friendliest appliance in the world: the white porcelain throne. Sweet, sweet wilds, that was painful...

...Unless you're speaking about a smaller bowl and not an industrial sized cooking implement...that would mean that the above paragraph is all for naught.

Enjoy your coffee Seven...it may not enjoy you.....

[Seven Fates]

2543906 Yeah, I mean just a cereal bowl worth of it.

[IkioStar]

2543992 Ah. Well, that's much less than what I had.