BACK OFF!!! · 1:48am Sep 30th, 2014
That's right! I did use three exclamation points! Rainbow Rocks hits the theaters, and all of a sudden every brony thinks they're gonna hop on the Sonata Dusk bandwagon. Well, um, you can, I guess. I mean, she's really great, and it's natural to think she's the best thing since sliced bread.
BUT I SAW HER FIRST! I've been sounding that Dazzlings trumpet for a long while now. I'll cut you, PresentPerfect. You back off my girl. ALL OF YOU! BACK, I SAY!
Okay, in Not-Obsessing-About-Sonata-Dusk News, I think I've found an artist for my new thing, so thank you to everyone who made suggestions. Also, I'm so, so, so sick of re-editing A Door Jam. I'm never doing this again. Once a story is through all the editors, it's finished, and I'm moving on.
I say this now, but I'm probably lying. I re-read old stuff from time to time, and the errors/poor writing choices bug me. It leads to terrible decisions, like editing A Door Jam for the billionth time. I've only spent all of my free time for roughly three weeks on it! It's fun!
It's... it's not really very fun.
But I'm almost done, and we will see what EQD thinks then.
AND STAY AWAY FROM SONATA! I'm warning you...
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Does this please you?
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Too late. I already stole her....
For realzzies.
This is probably a bad time to mention what I have planned to open One-Shotober...
Unless you've been a huge fan of her character from The Last Airbender, I think you're gonna have to get in line. ;P
Sonata is the Coco Pommel of Rainbow Rocks.
Wait, I thought you weren't into Equestria Girls stuff? Please tell me you waifu'd this Sonata lady without actually seeing any of the movies. I still want to read that blind adaptation of the first movie you mentioned a while back.
It would appear that we shall have to fight to the death, good sir. I do apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
In the meantime, it would appear that you have not yet been indoctrinated into the Holy Church of Sonata Dusk, which is quite a shame for someone who saw her first.
Hey, baby. We can make beautiful music together...
2494873 Greatly. Especially the pissed-off Aria.
2494927 I will go on a Captain America-esque rescue op for my girl! She'll never stay with you!
2495195 I've never seen the first film, but I've loved the Dazzlings since they started releasing material from Rainbow Rocks. Nothing else about the movie really interests me, but they are super great, especially Sonata.
2495205 I didn't need no stinkin' church. I had the true Sonata love in my heart.
But I'm totally joining that group anyway. It can't hurt to display a little extra devotion.
2495308 I'm a little worried that your version of the first film is going to include a bunch of moments like "and meanwhile in the background, there was an amazing girl named Sonata Dusk. She ate her sandwich and watched as Twilight and her friends danced or whatever. Sonata was so wonderful and perfect that she didn't concern herself with the recent demon incursion."
Or maybe that would be great, I dunno.
juggers I will shove my foot so far up your ass
2495885 She doesn't like you, anyway. You're living a lie. She knows who brought her to this dance.
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Yes she does.
It was a taco.
She...
She doesn't love us. ;_;
2496003 ...It's probably true.
2494994 A first of many xjuggernaughtx/Sonata Dusk shipfic?
Well, who knows if that EQG fic is even going to happen. I have so many stories on my plate as it is, and that one isn't all that high on my list. We'll see.
But if it does happen, it won't have any Sonata. Sadly.
2495267 Do you want to get locked in a dank cellar, Georg? Because that's how you get locked in a dank cellar.
2496573 I seem to have struck a wrong note with my recitation to have earned such a sharp retort. It's just flat wrong that our beloved triangle of tunes be disparaged by such bass accusations. They don't mean to be treble. They were played by the cymbals of harmony acting in concert with the real villain of this piece: Sunset Shimmer.
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Not... exactly. More like a preemptive deconstruction of siren redemption fics. Derpy's band and tacos are involved.