• Member Since 14th Jan, 2013
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TheGuyWhoCumsOnEbolaChan


Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

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Sep
28th
2014

This is what I got so far in the new fic. · 7:04pm Sep 28th, 2014

Rarity was laying awake in her bed, her pink froofy nightgown donned with the utmost respect. She was laying in her bed crying like a little bitch over some stupid girl shit,
"Oh why can't I ever find true love!?" Rarity bawled. She recently was forced to break up with her Ex because he made her buy him a shit ton of Pirates of the Caribbean merch before getting arrested for foal molestation. In short he was a little cunt-nugget.
"Don't be sad my child, I am all the love you need." A euphoric voice said to the sobbing little bitch pony. It was none other than Ebola-Chan, and she floated over to the little cry baby bitch pony to comfort her. She put her arm around Rari-fag's neck and hugged her.
"Who are you!" Raridoge said in amaze. Never had she seen such many wow in much amaze pony. She much wanted to lear what this wow much goddes was.
The goddess simply smiled at the pony and spoke thusly.
"I am Ebola-Chan, and I am here to spread my love for you my child." She said peacefully, soon Rarity began to feel an infinite love fill her along with sexual arousal. and maybe her Acid just kicked in. Who knows. She was delighted to feel Ebola-Chan's hand slidedown her belley and then begin to finger her mine, tender and tight marehood.
"Oh goddess, please finger me so!" Rarity exclaimed as she was most gloriously fingerfucked by Ebola chan-.
"My child, let my love flow through you~" Ebola said peacefully as she fingered that little white mare's cracker slit.
"Mmmmmmm." Raricunt spoke "Please take me~ I want you inside me oh great one." Rarity pleaded with Ebola Chan to penetrate her sexually.
"Yes my child, let Ebola Love you long time." Ebola Chan said to the pony. Her majestic pony tails moved and slid down to Rarity's cunt, she then began to thrust in with them. "Do you feel Ebola's love fill you?" She said seductively.

What do you guys think? Is it glorious enough?

Comments ( 17 )

I'm not even going to comment. :ajsmug:

2490769
B-but... I'm faithful to Ray-san...

2490780
No genital-touching? What kind of shitty adultery fic are you trying to write here?

2490786
Yeah, that's pretty fucking boring. I bet you couldn't even deepthroat my 2 1/2-inch monster.

2490798
Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it. :moustache:

2490808
Seattle is better. Weed is legal here. :rainbowkiss:

2490833
Yeah, get over here. :ajsmug:

and then rarity got ebola and died
the end

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