Fic-A-Minute: Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day · 4:10am Sep 24th, 2014
Number seven is up. Get it while it's hot.
Cranky Doodle went to town, wary of the spoilers!
Cranky
I hate this pony holiday, but Matilda seems to like it so I guess I may as well do something.
(Cranky accidentally runs over Pinkie Pie with his cart.)
Cranky
Well, that wasn’t what I had in mind, but I’ll take it.
Pinkie Pie
That’s no fair! How am I suppose to annoy you to death and then make up for it in the most convenient, cop-out way possible to make this the best Hearts and Hooves day ever if I’m dead?!
Cranky
That’s it, I’m getting a restraining order.
THE END
I'd run Pinkie over with my cart if you know what I mean.