• Member Since 14th Jan, 2013
  • offline last seen Oct 1st, 2014

TheGuyWhoCumsOnEbolaChan


Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

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    I'm at it again! :trollestia:

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  • 499 weeks
    TWIZZLERS HOLY SHIT!

    I has Twizzlers. Twizzlers are God's pubic hair. Everything is now ok.

    I would literally trade sexual favors for Twizzlers.

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Sep
23rd
2014

Depressed. (Annoying whiny emo rant blog. No need to actually pay any attention to this.) · 2:15am Sep 23rd, 2014

I just realized that I have no actual friends. Not like the internet people I casually talk to every few days. I mean actual friends that give a fuck about your problems and you can talk to on a regular basis. About anything. Besides well, maybe Pascal who is currently acting as my impromptu therapist.

At most I'm going to have a few people that I talk to maybe a few times a week and occasionally get high with in person, and possibly a few females that i'll be inescapably in the friendzone with. andfaptohuehuehue*

Or more likely Just a handful people online that I speak too every now and then. The odds of me ever finding more than that are so slim I'll probably be gang raped by bigfoot after winning the lottery. (Which would actually do me a favor because who wouldn't want to hang out with the rich dude who got boned by bigfoot) But even then they would probably just use me for drug/alcohol money like the assholes that I associate with IRL. Oh well. Guess I'm used to it by now.

(Inb4 "2Emo4Me", >Unfollows for Emo faggotry, "You should kill yourself bro." or Some stupid fucking shit about a tulpa. )

If you need me I'll be attempting to OD on THC and play titanfall like the pathetic basement dweller I am.


*Obviously that part was a joke. Lighten up.

Comments ( 14 )

This legit or are you just tripping on the ganja, again? :twilightoops:

Be my friend, TheGuyWhoCumsOnPonies-san. :pinkiesad2: I want to be IRL friends with you.

Poultron is a... therapist?:facehoof:

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Yeh. I live in the Seattle area. :pinkiesmile:

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Dude, it's legal here. C'mon. :ajsmug:

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I guess 'tis not all cum and games for he who ejaculates on animated horse womenfolk.

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m900, heterosexuality iz fer scrublordes

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