Sep
6th
2014
the impossible has been found! · 6:52pm Sep 6th, 2014
I found something that doesn't turn me on... It actually turns me off
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Being drunk
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Yea... I was so very very drunk last night.... I couldn't stand up with a lightpost to hug... (No hangover though... Thought that was supposed to happen)... Also, I can remember all of it with clarity... But I had two busty girls and two handsome men as drinking buddies... But there was no desire to grope... No lust at all... It was a very strange feeling 
Edit: oh yea and last night was the first time I've had a full pint... I had four more, a cup of bailies, two cups of vodca, and seven 'shots'... So it was also the first time I've been drunk...
Is everyone getting drunk and posting about it on FimFic these days?
Also, with me, alcohol has the opposite effect... sort of...
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How so?
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I was less posting about getting drunk, more on how I found something that turns me off
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He he... I think its safe to say I was entirely intoxicated...
I would have thrown up but that but that would have been rude
Mmm...
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Well okay... I might not have bin... But I don't know how much more I could drink before I passed out... As it was my... Second Cousin and I only barely managed to stumble back to his place before we did...
Damn yo. Lay off the drunk juice, mate.
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Yeah, I know. Just saw someone else do it a few days ago, so I found it funny...
Well at least you remember everything and didn't wake up in some random persons bed.................... with another man
Congratulations!
And the no hangover part means that you either weren't dehydrated enough, or were still buzzed when you came to.
Why am I following so many alcoholics?
Lilith... Turned off by something...
I think hell just froze over temporarily...
*initiates the face palm heard around the world*
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So that's why she told me to chug two pints of water halfway through...
2434433 Eeyup!
"Sobriety is for quitters," dearie. That's what my grandpappy told me, and I have lived by those words for my whole life.
I love being drunk. Helps me write.
My parents stop me writing when they find out I've been in their "secret" alcohol stash though.