HiE Omake - Pain in the ice part 5 · 10:41pm Aug 28th, 2014
HiE Omake - Pain in the ice part 5
"Hey there everypony!" Pinkie yelled excitedly as she faced the camera, sitting with her head tilted to the right as she spoke. "So it seems that we sorta fell down on the whole ALS ice bucket challenge thingy. Rainbow Dash wasn't available to answer her challenge because she's kinda sick right now."
"No shit, Sherlock," came the reply of Grimmjow as he strolled into frame. "I've been readin' the story and that's some seriously fucked up shit she's got going on," he stated.
"No not like that, Grimmy," Pinkie replied and frowned up at him, "I'm talking actual sick. She ate something that she really shouldn't have, and it gave her food poisoning so she couldn't do the challenge," she explained. Grimmjow just shrugged in response. "So I'm gonna do the challenge in her place."
Pinkie reached off frame and grabbed a bucket before pulling it into view of the camera. But it was clear that there was no ice to be found inside of it. And compared to all of the others, the amount of water in the bucket wasn't all that much.
"Alright, I'll bite. What's the deal with this setup? Where's the ice?" Grimmjow asked, having nothing better to do with his time.
"Well everypony's been trying to outdo each other in soaking themselves. But I'm being mindful of the fact that there are some areas suffering a major drought and not everypony can spare the water," Pinkie explained, before reaching out of frame and pulling over a box of golf balls. "And right now it's really hot and humid out, and it'd be pretty mean to waste all of the ice we've got just for one stunt. So I'll be substituting ice cubes for golf balls instead," she continued and upended the whole box into the bucket, sending water splashing everywhere in the process.
"This is gonna be good," Grimmjow muttered to himself, opting to stay and watch as the pink mare lifted the bucket of water up in her front hooves.
"I'm Pinkie Pie, and I accept the ALS ice bucket challenge on behalf of Rainbow Dash!" she stated to the camera, before upending the bucket on her head, the golf balls landing and bouncing off her head, face, and snout in the process.
"Is that it?" Grimmjow asked, less than amused with how it turned out. He'd expected there to be more pain on Pinkie's part.
"That's it," Pinkie replied as her soaked mane immediately poofed back into its usual shape, sending rogue golf balls scattering about in the process. And then she turned to him with a wide grin. "Ooh! I just thought of something! You should totally do the challenge too, Grimmy!" she stated.
Grimmjow roared with sarcastic laughter at the suggestion.
"Who, me? Forget about it! The King doesn't do stupid shit like this!" he stated.
"Oh..." Pinkie replied slowly as her mood feel. "So is that why Ulqy did the challenge instead of you?" she asked.
"What?!" Grimmjow asked as he sputtered at the thought. "The bitch did this stupid shit? Oh I'm not gonna be one upped by that little bitch emospada!" he roared and stomped off screen, only to come back with a large barrel filled with ice water. "The King accepts this dumb as all fuck ALS ice bucket challenge!" he stated and proceeded to dump the barrel's contents on his head, soaking Pinkie in the process.
Pinkie laughed in response and clapped her hooves together.
"Wow, Grimmy, I've never seen anypony except Ulqy not even blink at being soaked in ice cold water!" she stated.
"Feh, this is nothing," Grimmjow replied and hurled the barrel off screen. "I was once frozen in a block of ice by Berry Boy's bitch Shinigami girlfriend! A little water's nothing compared to that!"
"So, Grimmy, who're you gonna challenge to do it next?" Pinkie asked him.
"Hmm..." Grimmjow muttered in thought as he rubbed his chin. Finally an idea dawned on him. "Aha! I challenge Aizen to do it next! Ya hear me, Aizen? Ya got twenty four hours to reply, you punk-ass bitch motherfucker Shinigami! Let's see ya do that!" he yelled and flipped off at the camera.
"Is that so, Grimmjow?"
"Yeah that's so! I'd like to see..." Grimmjow started to say, only to stop mid-sentence and realize that it was Pinkie talking to him. He suddenly got a creeping chill run up his spine, and it wasn't from the ice water. Slowly, he turned around to look behind him.
And came face to face with Aizen himself!
"W-w-what the fuck!? How'd you escape!?" Grimmjow yelled in surprise.
"That's not a matter you should concern yourself with, Grimmjow," Aizen spoke calmly, before releasing a tremendous wave of reiatsu, resulting in the Espada falling to his knees. "All you need to concern yourself with, is that you never challenge my authority again," he replied. Before sharply bringing his knee up and slamming it into Grimmjow's lower jaw, knocking him back in the process.
All Pinkie could do in response was scream at what had just developed. And she screamed even louder, as ever so slowly, Aizen turned to stare down at her, an unreadable smile on his face.
END
This got really weird...
Nice
Also, "Emospada" is hilarious!
2410143 Agreed
Also: Oh shit! Aizen!
...pff HAHAHA
Aizen: A pony is fine too..... to be an Espada!
(You thought dirty things didn't you readers?
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