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kudzuhaiku

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

kudzuhaiku Joined 26th Feb, 2014 · Offline

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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    10 comments · 1,267 views

  • 62 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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    33 comments · 941 views

  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

    25 comments · 1,002 views

  • 92 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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    35 comments · 1,237 views

  • 115 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Aug
28th
2014

Filly Twilight Sparkle and the Mystery of the Groaning Ghosts · 9:55pm Aug 28th, 2014

So... I am thinking about a squeakuel. Er, sequel.

Shining Armor and Cadance's punishment.

Shining Armor and the alicorn of love have to sit down and give filly Twilight Sparkle a talk about the birds and the bees.

Report kudzuhaiku · 353 views · Story: Filly Twilight Sparkle and the Mystery of the Groaning Ghosts ·
Comments ( 13 )
Oxyaction
Oxyaction #1 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
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OH my god yes. so much yes

tirilee
tirilee #2 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
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:yay::yay:
*squee*

Yes! Please do that! :twilightsmile::trollestia:

Spiritus Arcane
Spiritus Arcane #3 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
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...YES PLEASE!

I have the giggles just picturing Shining going full unicorn neurotic just at the thought of it. :rainbowlaugh:

karl
karl #4 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
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Yes!

They're gonna give her the talk, Twilight's going to find the book on it, and then she's gonna yell at Shining and Cadence because they weren't being perfectly accurate and using all the correct terms.

FanOfMostEverything
FanOfMostEverything #5 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
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And then Twilight corrects them on some technical terms. :twilightsmile:

Emtu
Emtu #6 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
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:twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish:
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

:twilightblush:
Yes.

marcelojj
marcelojj #7 · Aug 29th, 2014 · · ·
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Only if you follow karl idea...and, please, we need alicorn-level neurosis !!!!

Icanhazmochi
Icanhazmochi #8 · Aug 29th, 2014 · · ·
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You cruel heartless bastard, how could you have Shining and Cadey go through all that?!

Jadedbun
Jadedbun #10 · Aug 29th, 2014 · · ·
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Look at these comments.... Do you see a "No" ?

And twilight studying books on sex would be hilarious!

SeanofTheDead
SeanofTheDead #11 · Aug 29th, 2014 · · ·
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DO IT!! This must become a thing!!

IXOHOXI
IXOHOXI #12 · Sep 1st, 2014 · · ·
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Well, what are you waiting for? Write it already!

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