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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 7 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 233 views
  • 7 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 873 views
  • 7 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 190 views
  • 15 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,096 views
  • 113 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,928 views
Aug
26th
2014

The ALS Challenge. · 6:05pm Aug 26th, 2014

I've done it.

I hope you're happy, JustAnotherTimeLord.

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Alrighty then. If you didn't catch those nominations... I picked the following:

Haha, you cocky bastard.

Because Xepher asked, but should have known better...

Annnnnd finally, despite the fact that I know damn well he won't see/bother with this:

There you have it. The ice, the water, the selection.

24 hours. Tick tock, gentlemen.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Report Skeeter The Lurker · 807 views ·
Comments ( 36 )

Knighty

(Inb4 everyone says Knighty)

I find it enjoyable that you were challenge because I challenged JustAnotherTimeLord. Yes, the icy water spreads.

It spread. :pinkiecrazy:

FUCK I DIDN'T GET PICKED.
I was gonna wreak havoc on everyone.
Oh well.

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I had a distant hunch that I'd come up sooner or later...

I was right.

You probably had the same though, huh?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Hehe. I have still been untouched by this. I am untouchable!

4:31 - Unicorn!

Hmm, dat beard. Perfect for lurking.

Getting into the rhythm of the icebreaker thumps :Pinkieboogie:

:rainbowlaugh:

My, my... the Lurker is quite the attractive gentlemen.

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Huh. So that is what you look like!

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I'm not THAT good looking! A 5, if anything.

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Yep, pretty much... I need a shave...

~Skeeter The Lurker

Is it too early for me to start laughing at Vertorm?

I'mma do it anyway :rainbowlaugh:

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I believe I disagree, more a 9 methinks.

Lol. Well done Skeeter!

Ouch... I know what it's like to get smacked by a block of Ice.

Hahaha! My plan WORKED! If I acted like a dick, I was SURE to get nominated. Okay, time to see if I can make this fun!

this is my ALS challelenge

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Heh heh heh heh... >:)

I'd been wanting to be nominated anyways. It was all a part of my master plan...

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Well played, sir. Well played, indeed.

*wipes sweat off forehead* Glad I didn't get picked!

Also, you are the most evil, cruel, heartless, fucking brilliant man alive for nominating knighty. :coolphoto:

Good shit, Skeeter. Now remember, according to the rules, you're not exempt from a donation if you go through with the challenge, you just don't have donate a terribly large amount.

Loathe,
Your Antagonist

2403020 I know its speards right my brother got me in that video that I posted here

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Hmmm...

Edit: Down vote me all you want, it won't save you... Mwahahaha!

Honestly I'm surprised that no one's tried to call me out on this yet, because I take challenges as a matter of pride and always try to outdo those that challenge me.

I laughed so hard. So hard. Skeeter, you made my day.

gg
wp
commend me

Here you go, Skeeter!

Linkie

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Oh my god... Why did I not realize that...!

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Oh, I know. I was already gonna toss a few to'em. I'm a sucker for a good cause, y'know?

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Glad I could entertain!

~Skeeter The Lurker

2403086 You're up there with RainbowBob and Pearple Prose.
2404197 I'm so gonna nominate you.

Fear the beard!

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How about a 5-yard bucket-load of ice water? That would be epic!

Yeah... I shouldn't known that would backfire. Here, have some cold wet suffering!

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