MLP Parody of 'You ain't never had a friend like me' from Aladdin · 7:53am Jun 12th, 2012
Parody of the song 'You ain't never had a friend like me' from Aladdin. Sung by Pinkie Pie to her friends (You know, just because she felt like it. Hey, it's Pinkie... it could happen.
Well humans have them mighty screens
and ponies tell a thousand tales
But friends you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of laughter never fails
You got some fun games in your kingdom now
Some display of fireworks everywhere
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See I will pop out of nowhere
And I'll say
Mistress Twilight, girl
What will your pleasure be?
Let me write your letters
Jot it down
You can’t break the fourth wall like me
No no no
Life is your cupcake
And I'm your chef supreme
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You can’t break the fourth wall like me
Yes girls, I pride myself on service
You're the queen
The ruler; Celestia
You want your wish
I’ll break through satellite dish
And say: How about a little more pie?
Jump out of shot "A"
Pounce out of screen "B"
I'm in the mood to eat some food
Cause you can’t break the fourth wall like me
Can Dashie do this?
Does AJ do that?
Does Rarity pull this... out of her little hat?
Can Fluttershy go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Twitcha twitch, let 'er rip
and then a cupcake does appear?
So while you sit there, wishing, sparkly eyed
I’ll come in and answer all your prayers
Just look I’m magically certified
I’m like a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to come and jump right out
Are you smiling? I really wanna know
You got a list of reasons why my powers are in doubt
Well, don’t try to run ‘cause I’ll always find you, oh
Mistress Twilight, girl, have you ever had a friend like me
I'll be gone a while, but I’ll make you smile
You can’t break the fourth wall, can’t break the fourth wall
You can’t break the fourth wall, can’t break the fourth wall
You can’t break the fourth wall like me
And, you ain’t never had a friend like me, hah!
I find this awesome. If not also slightly creepy.
164613>>164618>>164622 Thanks. Nice to hear from you all about the parodies
Oh and just because I forgot to put it into the blog (sorry I posted this whilst watching TV), this song was chosen by Samaru163 (who actually writes some awesome poetry themselves)
Ha! Wonderful! I'm so glad to have found a friend here with a such a delightful gift for rhyme.
169338 You want to talk to Samaru if you want a person with real gift for rhyme. I just do it because it's fun and it only takes a couple of minutes
169347
And why else do it?
That's what rhyme is all about.
169348 Yes I suppose it is. Key ingredient to a good poem= loving the poem you are writing about. That's what I always find