Oooh look at that, I have a blog!

Really should have figured there was something like that here.

What do bloggers normally write about?
Oh, right - they bore other people with their ramblings about their lives, their ideas, that sort of stuff.

So why don't I ramble a little, eh?
I have many faces, many names. Some names I have tried to forget. Silly, exaggerated names. Imagine a name like The Great and Powerful Trixie, with about 20% less maturity. Seriously silly. (How can something be silly and serious at the same time?) Never mind that.
Tangents! Tangents-tangents-tangentes. A bad habit, but what can I do? (Oooh, shiny!)
I'm the type of crazy you can normally find on Spacebattles. Except not. They'd probably throw me out - I have a gift of upsetting hardcore fans, their OTPs, killing off their favourite characters-
No, I'm not George R. R. Martin. We're not even related. But so what? We do somewhat share the Modus Operandi, don't we?

But I digress. I am the type of guy to go to when you want crazy, sometimes even original ideas. Or who knows?
Human turned pony? Not my forte.
Human turned pony and hating every moment of it? Look up TD Powell. (Not mine.)
Human turned pony who then proceeds to overthrow the diarchy and rule Equestria with a iron fist? Not over-the-top enough, but doable.
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What else?
Human turned Draconequus? Overrated.
Human turned draconequus using his/her powers to return to Earth, accidentally kidnapping Pinkie Pie, somehow remaining a draconequus and then being turned into a lab rat for a fair number of years, before escaping bac to Equestria? In progress!
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Celestia being in love with Discord? He looks old enough to be her father!
Celestia being the daughter of Discord? Count me in!
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A classic LoHAV fic? Mundane. Good to read, but not original enough to write.
A LoHAV fic with two people instead of one? Not over-the-top enough, but doable.
A LoHAV fic with two people dressed as, say, Lord Voldemort and the Dalek Inquisitor General, with only one of them enduring the usual statue-for-eternity business, with the other remaining free as a spirit, accidentally causing the evilness of King Sombra and Nightmare Moon? You guessed it, in progress.
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Yeah, that's pretty much me all over. Might come up with something else witty to say later on.