Jul
19th
2014
You guys are amazing! · 11:00pm Jul 19th, 2014
In just twelve hours, your donations to my write-a-thon account have moved me from last into third place in total donations!
(Okay, I cheated a little by donating some myself. Is that cheating? As my drill sergeant used to say, "If ya ain't cheatin', ya ain't tryin'.")
But we have to buckle down and try a little harder. Because the guy in first place? He's a furry.
You want to be beaten by a furry? 
No, I didn't think so.
Meanwhile, I've spent the past six hours staring at a blank page. Have not written a single word. Not. One. Word. 
Pretending that bronies and furries are actually different things.
The fuck?
I don't make recurring donation unless there's porn!
(But seriously: break a leg!)
Damn it. I'm out of money to give. Well, not strictly speaking true, I could probably squeeze some more blood out of that particular stone, but the money isn't on the right account for that, and my bank won't open for some considerable hours (about thirty, all told). Argh.
Also, fully sympathy on the writer's block front. I sure know how that feels. I'm available if you need someone to throw ideas at.
2300313
...well, they are. They don't have to be, but they are different. Unless you are operating by some definition of 'furry' I'm not aware of?
2300330 Don't you even think of giving more money. If you do, I'll make a matching donation to the Republican Party.
2300329 Don't click that button, then.
2300313 Furries are creepy! I've read blog posts about them by people who knew somebody who saw some once.
They're sexual perverts living in their moms' basements and whacking off to animal porn.
Not like you guys at all.
(Just back away from the keyboard, yamgoth.)
2300330 It was a joke.
I can try to explain it if you like, but as with frogs, you can't dissect a joke without killing it.
2300350
:/
...Bad Horse. Your fly is open. It appears someone has shoved a few loose banknotes into there. And not all the bills are green, but all are made of polymer.
Extra kinky
Also, a link to the first and second place writers?
2300364
Unless it has to do with how furries consider ponies (especially Anthro) to be part of their purview, it flew right over me too.
2300330
2300333
Doo eet Ghost. If you do, I will make another matching donation. BH can't possibly have that much money to give to the Republicans.
2300433 I was mostly riffing on the way that despite furry and brony fandoms having many commonalities (animal characters, lots of porn, individuals having fursonas/ponysonas, to name just a few) a few members of both groups are very vocally insistent that the two are completely different, and how dare you say that I might be a brony/furry! I am a furry/brony! Not the same! So I was trying to humorously imply that Bad Horse is such an individual, and that I was trolling him for it.
Not the funniest joke in the world, I will be the first to admit, but I am very easily amused. (And even more amused by Bad Horse playing along in his reply.
)
2300465 Furries are heathens, for they have no canon.
Punch the blank white page repeatedly until it gives you results. That's the way to do it.
2300465
Going in that direction, I see most fandoms as very similar. After all, rule 34 is a reality. And don't try to prove it wrong unless you have brain bleach at hand
(Though I couldn't really tell about Furry and MLP. Those two specifically I filter of my perception. I really wish FIMFiction had a filter to remove clop without removing the other kinds of mature stories
)
2300477
I always thought a bowcaster better
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2300329
Useful to know.
2300333
...damn. You really don't mess about, do you?
2300456
Are you sure that's wise? The Philippines are pretty close to the States. There may be... fallout.
2300506
My quality of life has improved dramatically ever since I turned of 'View Mature' on FiMFic. Sure I might miss out on some good stories if nobody recommends them explicitly to me (that's what friends with sturdier constitutions are for), but in return I get to look at the featured box and not weep. It's pretty awesome.
2300350
"Horse f****er!"
"FURRY F****R!"
Shut you f*****g face, furry f****r!
You're a fox-fellating f****t, furry f****r...
2300681
No! Stop that! There's a little shoulder-filker scribbling away to finish that in the back of my head, now!
2300526
I'm Filipino, but I was born in and live in Canada. Which is even closer to the States.
Hmm...
I bet I could find a fridge in time, preferably one of those old ones from the 40's (totally vintage). Hopefully it's big enough, and my feet don't fail me after the fire.
Worth.
2300506
Pshhh...
Necron Gauss weaponry ftw!
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2300681
This thread needs even more profanity:
Totally a song for the early days of South Park.
2300741 Dooooooooooooooo Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Goddamnit, BH, must I give you more? Have you tried exactly two standard drinks?
http://www.medicaldaily.com/drinking-alcohol-helps-boost-creativity-here-are-7-other-ways-274172
>implying we aren't the lowest form of furries