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Kalreas


Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

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  • 436 weeks
    Not Again

    Another accident?

    ...

    Oh no. Magically?

    ...

    No. No, this will not stand. I will not allow this again.

    ...

    I know what happened to the last human, Shining Armor. I know full well, better than you.

    ...

    I have this under control. It's not like they have much more than their bodies to fight back with. We have the upper hoof.

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  • 441 weeks
    I May Not

    I may not reach the deadline I set of 12/20/15 for the release of the sequel to MPWFoE. And I apologize.
    I may not be releasing the updated Delicacy as I'd wanted to.
    I may not be surprising many of you if you know me and have followed me for a while.
    I may not be making much sense, and I may not be very relevant or important right now.

    I may not be writing what I said I'd write.

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  • 449 weeks
    A Hundred Followers And More

    Huh.
    Well would you look at that.
    And I didn't even try for the last one.
    Feels somehow unrewarding for getting a follower randomly, but hey. I'm not knockin' ya.
    unlessyouwantmeto

    So anyway, it's been a while. Comparatively, been a while. Like... since my last blog post, not since...
    youknowwhatImean

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  • 453 weeks
    Reasons

    Why this?
    Why that?
    Why then?
    Why them?
    Why? Just... why?

    Let me answer your questions.


    Why this?
    A 'Money Problems With Flavors of Eggnog' sequel. Why this?

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  • 456 weeks
    Pumped Up

    I opened the bathroom door and turned on the sink water, ready to dip my hoof down to catch some and splash it onto my face when I heard a quick shout and a shuffle from the bathtub that shocked me out of my thoughts.

    "Pound, jeez, knock at least!" Pumpkin settled into a position facing away from me, and I couldn't help but chuckle slightly.

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Jul
8th
2014

Pointless Funny · 5:21pm Jul 8th, 2014

[LP-G] Voice: the past is in the past
[LP-G] Voice: That's why it's called the past
[LP-G] Voice: cause it's passed us up
[LP-G] Voice: but if it's passed us up
[LP-G] Voice: in race terms
[LP-G] Voice: doesn't that mean it's ahead of us
[LP-G] Voice: *existential crisis*
Friend: I put some of my cum next to a fly and got aroused as the fly drank it all up
Friend: That is one way to use it right
[LP-G] Voice: ...
Friend: and surprisingly after a quick studies
Friend: The fly seemed to be more relaxed and less reactive
Friend: So I could put my finger really close to it for some reason
Friend: Then I researched what diseases a fly carries and got grossed out
[LP-G] Voice: ...
Friend: then I went to bed
[LP-G] Voice: Can't you just normally help me with story ideas?
Friend: I thought I just did
[LP-G] Voice: ...
[LP-G] Voice: LOL OKAY

Disclaimer: I'm not putting that in any story ever.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice
P.S: I could actually use some help on one of my stories, if anyone's interested in a mute main character.

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