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Kalreas


Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

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  • 434 weeks
    Not Again

    Another accident?

    ...

    Oh no. Magically?

    ...

    No. No, this will not stand. I will not allow this again.

    ...

    I know what happened to the last human, Shining Armor. I know full well, better than you.

    ...

    I have this under control. It's not like they have much more than their bodies to fight back with. We have the upper hoof.

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  • 439 weeks
    I May Not

    I may not reach the deadline I set of 12/20/15 for the release of the sequel to MPWFoE. And I apologize.
    I may not be releasing the updated Delicacy as I'd wanted to.
    I may not be surprising many of you if you know me and have followed me for a while.
    I may not be making much sense, and I may not be very relevant or important right now.

    I may not be writing what I said I'd write.

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  • 447 weeks
    A Hundred Followers And More

    Huh.
    Well would you look at that.
    And I didn't even try for the last one.
    Feels somehow unrewarding for getting a follower randomly, but hey. I'm not knockin' ya.
    unlessyouwantmeto

    So anyway, it's been a while. Comparatively, been a while. Like... since my last blog post, not since...
    youknowwhatImean

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  • 451 weeks
    Reasons

    Why this?
    Why that?
    Why then?
    Why them?
    Why? Just... why?

    Let me answer your questions.


    Why this?
    A 'Money Problems With Flavors of Eggnog' sequel. Why this?

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  • 454 weeks
    Pumped Up

    I opened the bathroom door and turned on the sink water, ready to dip my hoof down to catch some and splash it onto my face when I heard a quick shout and a shuffle from the bathtub that shocked me out of my thoughts.

    "Pound, jeez, knock at least!" Pumpkin settled into a position facing away from me, and I couldn't help but chuckle slightly.

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Aug
29th
2015

Pumped Up · 5:20am Aug 29th, 2015

I opened the bathroom door and turned on the sink water, ready to dip my hoof down to catch some and splash it onto my face when I heard a quick shout and a shuffle from the bathtub that shocked me out of my thoughts.

"Pound, jeez, knock at least!" Pumpkin settled into a position facing away from me, and I couldn't help but chuckle slightly.

"Sis, we've seen each other naked, and, Tartarus, we've even had sex. I don't see the bad in just occasional sights. Besides, I have, like, ten minutes to get ready." I proceeded to wash my face and part of my mane as Pumpkin laid still, silently glaring at me. I just smiled and shrugged it off.

Honestly, I could hardly tell what it was that made her so upset about this entire situation. It was all good, right? Nobody knows, nobody cares. And the people that do know don't care. Which is awesome.

"Pound."

Isn't it weird though? How we can have sex with normal, like... other ponies, but a specific pony that was born from the same woman isn't applicable in the sexual range?

"Pound?"

I don't really get it. I mean, we're all just ponies in the end, shouldn't be any different. Right?

"Pound!"

"What?!" I turn to her and she's glaring at me hard with a look that I thought she might kill me with. She just glanced at the door and raised her eyebrows.

"Oh, right. Sorry."

"Thank yo-" I closed the door and continued washing.

"...Pound."

"Yeah?" I finished washing my mane, and I turned to look at her just as she sighed and looked away from me.

"Nothing. Won't be able to get it through your thick skull." She just slouched a bit and relaxed, and I could see how her body reacted to the hot water in the bath.

I moved closer with a gentle smile and started softly rubbing her shoulder in circles. She gasped and flinched a bit, her thick muscle twitching from surprise before quickly relaxing again. She just turned away and sighed again, a quiet groan accompanied shortly after.

I leaned down and kissed her neck, making her flinch again, my hoof slowly sliding down the side of her body, only to stop just before the flank and rub back up firmly, massaging her. My lips and my warm breath explored her neck and jaw, being guided by her short gasps and gentle shivers.

"Pound..."

I ignored her, instead focusing on getting closer to her lips with each kiss, my heart almost starting to beat out of my chest. I felt as if I was rocking back and forth, my head starting to spin. My lips neared hers, and I held my breath.

"POUND!"

I was dropped onto the floor with a rush of cold pain, my blankets flying off of both my bed and my body. I yelped and groaned, rubbing my flank a bit where I landed as I looked up at Pumpkin.

"Jeez, you always sleep so hard. You're going to be late, you only have, like, ten minutes to get ready!" She then rushed out of my room, sighing. "It's almost like you don't care."

I took my turn at sighing and stood up, head hanging a bit low as I walked to the bathroom to quickly prepare myself.


12/20/2015

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