On pink princesses and taking things for teams · 3:12pm Jul 7th, 2014
I already explained in the author's note how it was supposed to be a shitfic and then kind of wasn't (but still kind of is), so I won't go into that. I don't think anyone who read and enjoyed it is going to find anything particularly similar in my retinue. Maybe LyrAmie which is Random/Tragedy, or maybe Pinkie Pie, and Nothing More if you like half-assed sadfics. PCTOftT is a weird one.
I can't remember what else I'd wanted to say about it last night, but here's a couple of alternate endings, suggested by readers!
From Protopony350:
"I'll say there is! Do you know how many little fillies's heads you've put dreams of princesshood into?" She rolled her eyes and clucked her tongue. "Just when I'd weaned Gem off dinosaurs, of all things, you had to come along, and now everything's 'Princess, princess, princess', day in and day out! And it's not just me, oh..."
The mare was cut off as Cadance vaporised her with a blast of fire magic and everyone was happy.
And from Alexstrazsa (this one goes right at the end):
And then Shining put his dick in her.
Thanks, guys, for your suggestions! :) PR Battle has just started, so that will be my next project, along with trying to finish all these damn contest entries (18 to go!) and rewatch season 4! I'm off this week there is so much to do so much
Alexstrazsa has all the best story endings.
PP, spelling!!!
2264580
ai cun speel gudd
That first alternate is just great.
2264597
Hasbro spell it Cadance
I think Alexstrazsa's ending should be at the end of every fic. Sort of like adding "in bed" after every fortune cookie.
2264635
Funny thing: if you look up "Cadance" on this site's group listings, you'll find five. Search for "Cadence" and you get nine.
Now, I'm not one to hide behind the fandom, but the fact is, they misspelled a common name. And, well, I don't give enough of a shit about her to spell it correctly. :V
I'll admit, at first I read it as 'Princess Cadence Takes One Up the Butt'. I am a bad, bad, bad pony.
2264701
Nah, it's so they can trademark it. It is far harder to trademark and protect a real word than it is one you made up.
That's why you got all those releases of "Autobot Jazz" a while back, as they hadn't secured the trademark to just 'Jazz'
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2264720
This guy fucking gets it.
2264712
...Sequel!
2264720
Yeah, but at least they spelled Jazz right.
2264720 Yup. Hasbro does it all the time. It's also why every subsequent release of "Hot Rod" has been under the name "Rodimus," one of the many reasons the dinobot "Slag" is now "Slug," etc.
... Lots of Transformers examples here. Oh hey, here's a good one: "Twilight Sparkle." :P
2264712
I wasn't the only one! Yay! :D
2264744
Doo eet. Or must I go to TittySparkles for a Love (in) ButtxFrancis fix?
For such a thought provoking fic, it's kinda devolved a tad through comments. Excellent.
2264747
They spelled Sparkle right. :B And Slag is Slug because "slag" is a dirty word in Britain. (This does not, however, explain Slog.)
2264930
Uh, if you actually want something you'll get off to, yes. If I do it, it's gonna be awkward and hilarious and not sexy in the least.
2265504
...?
2265507
I have no idea why you used that as an example. :B
2265522 They couldn't Trademark "Twilight," so they threw another word on it. The G1 character was just named "Twilight." Same reason we've got "Rainbow Dash" and not "Firefly."
2265525
Ohh.
And yet, they got Applejack.
2265528 Well, the booze isn't trademarked 'cuz it's a general product like Vodka is... And the Cereal is probably significantly different enough that they didn't have a conflict... And it's also possible that AJ's one of the few they were smart enough to keep the trademark on the whole time.
2265504
I find comedy to be very sexy. Laughter is simply so damn sexy.
Hilarious and awkward sound pretty damn awesome. Worth a wait, either way XD
2265504
Slag is a bad word? I wonder if Beast Wars got banned in Britain then. If I recall, Rhinox used it all the time.
2265531
I think that is the reason, actually. <.< Her and Rarity, if I'm not mistaken.
2265592
Yeah, it means "whore". I don't actually know about Transformers' use of it as an expletive, however, that's a good question.
2265654 I dunno. Was there even a Rarity in G1? I know there was in G3...
Hell, I mostly base most of my theories off this image anyway
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2265504
Oh boy, awkward and hilarious
Edit: by which I mean, I would actually prefer 'silly and dumb' to 'sexy' for a premise like that! If I want to get off, there's other places I can go for that, I don't need that shit mixed in with my marshmallow pones.
2265662
Oh, hmm, I misremembered that chart. I thought there was a G1 Rarity they took the name from. I must have been thinking of Twilight. c.c