• Member Since 14th Jan, 2013
  • offline last seen Oct 1st, 2014

TheGuyWhoCumsOnEbolaChan


Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

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  • 500 weeks
    Goodbye Nig Nogs

    I'm going to be honest for a few minutes. I fucking hate TGWCOP.

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    12 comments · 1,486 views
  • 500 weeks
    Why I hate Knighty

    Because he is a tyrant and running this site in manners similar to the Nazi party of Germany circa 1943. He must be stopped and I am employing both the Texas Rangers and Nigerian Navy to assist me. Obviously when he is executed for war crimes and treason against the crown America's economy will prosper once more and I will be a special guest on the Rush Limbaugh show.

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    4 comments · 697 views
  • 501 weeks
    Obligatory Destiny Blog

    Didn't even play, don't even care. I'm happily going back to Titanfall and Skyrim.

    1 comments · 496 views
  • 501 weeks
    I'm at it again! :trollestia:

    So apparently once again it looks like I am headed to the wondrous state of Illinois in my never ending search of drugs and sex and various other illicit activities. Oh and I get to stop in the wondrous city of pizza and murder for about 12 hours while I wait on the oh so reliable Amtrak too! YIPPEE! :yay:

    How the fuck do I get myself into these sexy misadventures?

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    3 comments · 515 views
  • 501 weeks
    TWIZZLERS HOLY SHIT!

    I has Twizzlers. Twizzlers are God's pubic hair. Everything is now ok.

    I would literally trade sexual favors for Twizzlers.

    4 comments · 523 views
Jun
24th
2014

my followers. · 12:03am Jun 24th, 2014

I love you all. I would do synthetic heroin and marijuana any day with any of you.

Comments ( 10 )

:pinkiegasp: Even me?!

2229275
I want to share my fancy vodka with you!

Prostitutes for EVERYONE! :yay:

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2Spooky4U is my personal prostitiute.

Sorry, I only do blood-soaked meth and Oxycodone.

2229300 Nah, it's no joke, man. I know this chick, right? She's like 14 and an undercover cop. We've done some foolin' but haven't made it official or anything, since she's like, six years younger than me. Anyways, she goes along on drug busts and shit sometimes, and will slip some of the more 'damaged' goods to me instead of giving it to the government stash-house we call a police station evidence storehouse.

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