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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 55 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 65 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 95 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 95 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 118 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jun
20th
2014

Are your legs tired yet? Chase Q&A now closed! · 1:39am Jun 20th, 2014

One question per post.
Be specific.
Be to the point. Please, no walls of text, makes it very difficult to find the actual question.
No trolling.
Be respectful of the characters.
Be creative.

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Comments ( 52 )

Bucky, I have one question for you. How are you feeling?

I sit down after an hour long walk and immediately get a notification of this blog, with its title :unsuresweetie:

I'll be back with a question after I finish catching up in The Chase. YOU WRITE FAST.

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Bucky, I have one question for you. How are you feeling?

Bucky: I have one word for you: Depressed.

To Twilight or another that can explain: The rating system for unicorn power levels seems to be a bit generic. What else is there included in the system to donate for differing extremes of power? The borders from one tier to the next seem like they would be rather far apart or not take basic power into account.

Berry, do you have more hope of Bucky recovering since he allowed himself to show weakness in front of you and Derpy?

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Donate?

I do not understand this question, I am sorry.

Reword it perhaps?

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Berry, do you have more hope of Bucky recovering since he allowed himself to show weakness in front of you and Derpy?

Berry: I think its been the strongest he's been so far. Letting go is hard to do. It is good to know he trusts us.

I want to know 2 things 1. do you thank Scoots has loveing parents or that shes an orphan?, 2. do ya thank she will fly someday? :scootangel:

Dinky and Pina: Any food you've been introduced to in the Isles that you kids like?

2220333 Err, I'm not sure what word was supposed to be there, I think denote maybe, indicate and show would be synonyms at least.

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In this universe Scoots is an orphan who is cared for by the flock. (Rainbow Dash in particular)

Will she fly? We shall see...

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I didn't understand any of it. :derpytongue2:

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Dinky and Pina: Any food you've been introduced to in the Isles that you kids like?

Dinky: Gratin potatoes.

Pina: Neeps and tatties. But Berry tells me that they have to kill the neeps with a hammer first. I think she's pulling my leg.

Derpy: What was going through your mind when you went searching for Keg?

Diamond Tiara: How are you getting along with the CMCs now?

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Derpy: What was going through your mind when you went searching for Keg?

Derpy: Nothing. I sorta blanked out for a moment there. Everything got red and hazy.

2220352 Oh, well then. The spell tiers/classes of unicorns seems rather basic, what is there in the system the shows the strength of the unicorn within the tier? Such is showing the difference between a class one that can barely levitate a pencil and one that can juggle a circus for example.

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Diamond Tiara: How are you getting along with the CMCs now?

Diamond Tiara: We don't talk much. I am still trying to earn their respect.

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Pina: Nothing to worry about unless you start wanting to eat bugs with Sentinel.

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The spell tiers/classes of unicorns seems rather basic, what is there in the system the shows the strength of the unicorn within the tier? Such is showing the difference between a class one that can barely levitate a pencil and one that can juggle a circus for example.

A type one can barely levitate anything. Hence the term type one. They are magically stunted. A type two can manage a few hundred pounds with training. Type threes have extreme potentials. Type fours are currently unknown, and type fives can move things like moons and suns.

Spike, how do you handle all of the ponies mentality/ instincts when they are so different from your own dragon ones?

2220386 Ahh, so in a way it is a rather limited system as it doesn't have much flex to it. Such that you could have one pony that could juggle building with levitation but magically have no ability to do any other spells, and another that can cast a near library's worth of spells but with no real power behind them. Think a study might be needed into that sometime? :derpytongue2:

Side-note: This is partially from interest and partially from rule nitpicking as I've found one solid system for anything quite often has those outliers that confuse people such as a being of a low power rating consistently trouncing those of vastly higher ones due to some flaw in the system.

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We already know Bucky's a badly wired type 4, Sparkler and Rising are 2s with the potential to be 3s, and I assume Luna and Celestia are 5s. Where's Twilight fall on the scale? (or is 5 basically "alicorn level" and the power variance is as wide as 1 through 4 inclusive?)

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Spike, how do you handle all of the ponies mentality/ instincts when they are so different from your own dragon ones?

Spike: I talk about my greedy feelings before they become a problem.

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Twilight is a 5+

Element of magic. Her full potential is not yet known.

Dear Ripple, how are things going with fitting into your new herd?

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Dear Ripple, how are things going with fitting into your new herd?

Ripple: I am still trying to get to know my new herd. The grey mare seems nice.

Loch: What are your feelings toward Rising Star?

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Loch: What are your feelings toward Rising Star?

Loch: He was one of the few males that has ever treated me decently. Bucky being the other.

Celestia & Luna: I'm wondering how much time you've spent in college- or building colleges. I could imagine the both of you easily earning your Thaumaturgical Doctorates if either one of you took the time to take the exams and write the thesis. Do either of the two of you hold any of these titles or degrees?

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Celestia & Luna: I'm wondering how much time you've spent in college- or building colleges. I could imagine the both of you easily earning your Thaumaturgical Doctorates if either one of you took the time to take the exams and write the thesis. Do either of the two of you hold any of these titles or degrees?

Celestia: Neither of us are formally educated. At least not in magic. We had to discover everything we know. Luna pretty much wrote the book on magical theory and then Star Swirl refined it to the art that it is now known. I contributed a knowledge of destructive magics.

Princess Luna: Luna, I'm going to wager a guess that you may remember some things from the past a bit better than Celestia. If so, then I have a question to ask you. If you found someone in Equestria selling their foals into marriage, against the foals wills and to a stallion who beat his mares, what kind of punishment would you deliver to them?

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Princess Luna: Luna, I'm going to wager a guess that you may remember some things from the past a bit better than Celestia. If so, then I have a question to ask you. If you found someone in Equestria selling their foals into marriage, against the foals wills and to a stallion who beat his mares, what kind of punishment would you deliver to them?

Luna: That used to be a legal practice. Celestia was the one who changed that while I was away. Arranged marriages were common. There were different social classes and different laws applied to each. You had indentured servants, born into debt. You have serfs and peasants. Land owners. Nobles. And then among the nobles you had certain ranks like armigers that the laws didn't apply to, at least not in the regular sense. They provided justice. Or they were supposed to. They were supposed to look after the weak and badly oppressed.

Celestia, what made you change the practice of arranged marriages?

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Celestia, what made you change the practice of arranged marriages?

Celestia: They still happen. But ponies can no longer be forced into them.

It had to be changed. We had houses snatching up every available mare they could get, even if there was no plans to breed them, just to deny the other houses.

It caused population problems.

To Derpy: What is the difference between a chase for fun and a chase to hurt?

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To Derpy: What is the difference between a chase for fun and a chase to hurt?

Derpy: One is fun... and the other hurts?

To pina if you are atill awake, have you gotten your cutie mark? If so how dod you get it?

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To pina if you are atill awake, have you gotten your cutie mark? If so how dod you get it?

Pina: It is a palm tree. It just showed up one day! What does it mean?

(Author's note. This is explained in the story)

To keg smasher, how/what do you feel about being essentially dominated by derpy?

Comment posted by kudzuhaiku deleted Jun 20th, 2014

To Celestia: Cadence was a pegasi before ascending. Did you ascend too? If so, what were you and Luna?

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To Celestia: Cadence was a pegasi before ascending. Did you ascend too? If so, what were you and Luna?

Celestia: Luna and I are Alicornus Majorus. Cadance and Twilight are Alicornus Minors.

Luna and I were born this way.

2220541 sorry keg i meant no disrespect. Do you have any desire for revenge?

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sorry keg i meant no disrespect. Do you have any desire for revenge?

Keg Smasher: Have ye gone daft? Have you see what that unicorn can do?

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To keg smasher, how/what do you feel about being essentially dominated by derpy?

Keg Smasher: I wouldn't call it being dominated ye ken

(It wouldn't let me edit the last post, which had a serious typo)

To Bucky, if a position of power similar to keg smashers was forced upon you, what would you do? How do you think you would react?

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To Bucky, if a position of power similar to keg smashers was forced upon you, what would you do? How do you think you would react?

Bucky: I think that has already happened. The book slipped into my trunk about shadowy creatures. I think Celestia wanted me to be here. Hard to say.

To Keg Smasher: Are you going to try and draw in mercs and the like by offering a bounty on those shadow wolves?

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Pinkie: Do you think that meeting Stennulf was a good thing or bad thing?

Keg Smasher: Why would I call in ponies or mercs I don't know and don't trust? Have you seen how mercs treat the locals? I know... I used to be one.

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