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[Lucky424]

Barley, are you and Luna brewing any foals of your own?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Barley, are you and Luna brewing any foals of your own?

Luna: My sister and I are sterile.

[Music the Looping Traceu]

Hi, Luna! How are you?

[Whitestrake]

2183943 That sound you heard just then? That was me getting punched in the feels.

[kudzuhaiku]

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Hi, Luna! How are you?

Luna: Still a prisoner in Ponyville. Surviving. Somehow enduring this torturous existence. They keep sending Aloe and Lotus, but I tell them nothing.

[kudzuhaiku]

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That sound you heard just then? That was me getting punched in the feels.

Celestia: Immortality is not invulnerability. Our wombs dried up within the first one hundred years or so of our existence. You age, and continue to age, until such a point that you don't. And then, it is stasis. You continue to exist in a perfectly preserved state. Not aging any further, trapped in a body that does not change.

[StrangerFromTheMist]

Hey Dinky ^_^ How is the bee practice coming? =3

[kudzuhaiku]

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Hey Dinky ^_^ How is the bee practice coming? =3

Dinky: Mommy was a bit worried about the bees. Daddy had to reassure her. He said "Let her bee. Let her bee."

[karl]

Hey Dinky, do you think you'll be able to get the bees to do your and Piña's homework?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Hey Dinky, do you think you'll be able to get the bees to do your and Piña's homework?

Dinky: Can bees write?

Bucky: Don't make her wax philosophical upon that subject.

Derpy: NO PUNS!

[karl]

So Cadance, when you lock up your access to all of the liquor production from the Isles, do you plan on sharing it with anyone?

[karl]

Celestia: Which do you like more, Shetland Isles-brand hooch, or cake?

[karl]

Hi Berry, I'm curious: A long time ago, I remember you & Bucky had started brewing a batch of beer (remember? that was when you had the first "sheep incident"), but then Bucky ended up in the hospital a second time, and the war started. Whatever happened with that batch?

[kudzuhaiku]

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So Cadance, when you lock up your access to all of the liquor production from the Isles, do you plan on sharing it with anyone?

Cadance: I plan to work as the middlemare. Lock down the market and then export a rare commodity. Auntie taught me how to make money so I can run an empire without having to bleed my subjects with harsh taxes.

[karl]

Berry: You seem to know the most about herd structure, or at least you've been the best at putting what you know into actual words. Do you have any idea why Derpy refuses to say anything about what happened with Thistle?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Which do you like more, Shetland Isles-brand hooch, or cake?

Celestia: Nothing washes down cake like a fine whiskey with strong peaty notes.

[kudzuhaiku]

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Hi Berry, I'm curious: A long time ago, I remember you & Bucky had started brewing a batch of beer (remember? that was when you had the first "sheep incident"), but then Bucky ended up in the hospital a second time, and the war started. Whatever happened with that batch?

Berry: I finished it and much of it was sold to local businesses. It was how I was able to contribute to the household finances.

[karl]

Rainbow Dash: Would you say that Derpy is ranked above or below you in the flock?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Berry: You seem to know the most about herd structure, or at least you've been the best at putting what you know into actual words. Do you have any idea why Derpy refuses to say anything about what happened with Thistle?

Berry: I wish I knew. I am going crazy trying to figure what took place between those two. And Thistle showing up the next day to spend the day with us. Peculiar.

[karl]

For Applejack and Big Macintosh, hello! I understand that Barley is going to be using your Apples to make various apple-type drinks. Other than Cider, have you tried making any of your own?

[karl]

Excuse me, Twilight, I have a quick question for you: In the ledger you received, is there any mention of House Bitter?

[kudzuhaiku]

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For Applejack and Big Macintosh, hello! I understand that Barley is going to be using your Apples to make various apple-type drinks. Other than Cider, have you tried making any of your own?

Applejack: We make fine soft cider, but nopony really has a knack to make high quality hard stuff. Ours has a bit of a kick to it, but not much. Barley is going to make something worthy of my namesake.

Big Mac: Eeyup.

[karl]

Mr. O’Blivion, I understand from Bucky that unicorns can be ranked in terms of magical power. Sir, what type are you?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Excuse me, Twilight, I have a quick question for you: In the ledger you received, is there any mention of House Bitter?

Twilight: Plenty. The Bitter family exist as a sub house to House Avarice, being direct descendents of Platinum. Which reminds me... I've been meaning to go to the royal archives to check their genealogy. For some reason, you have to be a Princess to have access to the earliest records of their family tree. I wish I knew why.

[kudzuhaiku]

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Mr. O’Blivion, I understand from Bucky that unicorns can be ranked in terms of magical power. Sir, what type are you?

Barley O'Blivion: A drunkard! Aye, I am a type two with a knack for making liquor of all kinds.

[karl]

Derpy, are you aware of the many therapeutic and soothing properties that come from angry sex?

[karl]

Discord: Are you related to Pinky Pie in some way?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Derpy, are you aware of the many therapeutic and soothing properties that come from angry sex?

**Covers Pina's ears**

Derpy: Yeah. I am. Which is why dominate Berry.

[karl]

To the guards who have are currently PoWs, being held in Ponyville: Don't you think it's time to swap out with some of the guards in Canterlot, so they can have their turn?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Discord: Are you related to Pinky Pie in some way?

Discord: Not that I am aware of.

[kudzuhaiku]

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To the guards who have are currently PoWs, being held in Ponyville: Don't you think it's time to swap out with some of the guards in Canterlot, so they can have their turn?

Uh, NO! We will endure for the good our empire, we proud and noble band of brothers united by our bonds.

[karl]

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Interesting. I understand that the court, or law-judging, system is run by the nobility. What about the legislative, or law-creating, system, or is that function held by the courts as well?

[karl]

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You know that you guys are going to have a very pissed-off bunch of jealous comrades when you get back to Canterlot.

[kudzuhaiku]

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Interesting. I understand that the court, or law-judging, system is run by the nobility. What about the legislative, or law-creating, system, or is that function held by the courts as well?

Twilight: House Avarice is pretty much our judicial branch unfortunately. They follow the golden rule. They have the gold, they make the rules.

They are also Equestria's highest banking system and finance several foreign powers as well.

[kudzuhaiku]

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You know that you guys are going to have a very pissed-off bunch of jealous comrades when you get back to Canterlot.

We are confident they will be sympathetic to the torturous existence we have been forced to endure. And who says we want to go back?

[karl]

Luna, do you think Barley will be able to make enough booze before you & the captured guards drink it all?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Luna, do you think Barley will be able to make enough booze before you & the captured guards drink it all?

Luna: There are others that make fine liquors here in Ponyville. The Danver family makes a fine carrot vodka.

[karl]

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Celestia: Is it possible for alicorns to live on nothing but booze?

[karl]

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Then what do Celestia and Luna even do?

[StrangerFromTheMist]

Princess Twilight, been curious, wondering if the POWs you have in Ponyville have confessed to any information that will be helpful in the war effort, such as inside secrets or weaknesses in Canterlot?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Is it possible for alicorns to live on nothing but Booze?

Celestia: I do not know. Technically, we need nothing at all. Luna survived for 1000 years on the moon.

[StrangerFromTheMist]

Dear Author, any chance on doing a Blinded by the Sun Q&A? That might be interesting.

[kudzuhaiku]

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Then what do Celestia and Luna even do?

Twilight: Move the Celestial bodies, manage day to day affairs, diplomacy, keep a world full of rampaging griffons and dragons at bay, and countless other things.

[kudzuhaiku]

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Princess Twilight, been curious, wondering if the POWs you have in Ponyville have confessed to any information that will be helpful in the war effort, such as inside secrets or weaknesses in Canterlot?

Twilight: Why would we need that? I am confused. The Republic of Ponyville fosters no aggression. Luna did mention where Celestia is ticklish though.

[kudzuhaiku]

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Dear Author, any chance on doing a Blinded by the Sun Q&A? That might be interesting.

While not a Chase related question... sure, why not? And maybe To Dance in Shadow as well.

[karl]

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Have you guys met any pretty mares yet?

[karl]

Keg Smasher: Did you get any fresh injuries from Derpy once you told her what had happened to Bucky?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Have you guys met any pretty mares yet?

Major Woody is currently engaged.

Don't laugh about his rank or his name! He's sensitive about it! At least he isn't as bad off as Private Parts.

Spare Parts! Spare Parts! I am the quartermaster's aid! Ugh! I have no rank!

[StrangerFromTheMist]

Mayor Mare, must ask, how is the citizenry of Ponyville handling the war, with having to manage prisoners and their newfound independence?

[kudzuhaiku]

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Did you get any fresh injuries from Derpy once you told her what had happened to Bucky?

Keg Smasher: No. She was quite worried about me actually, and was glad that I was alive. She thanked me for keeping Bucky alive and returning him to her.