LOL 2 THINGS AND A SHORT STURY!!!! · 1:34pm Jun 5th, 2014
1) I was in the middle of righting a story anout twilight reading a chain letter and getting huanted by talking evil bears that voted for OBAMA but my copy of titanfall just arrived so I will be gone for awhile.
2) Recently I made a supurb drug contact that allows me to ingest hardcore narcotics everytime I log on. Therefor you should see a 200000000% increase in the quality of my stories thanks to large amounts of drugs such as Suboxen and LSD.
Herwes a fic for your troubles
DIS ONE TIEM DER WAS DIS PONEH THAT GOT STABBED! SHE GOTTED STABBED LIKE 90000000000 TRILLION TIEMS WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND DEN SHE DIED., DA POLICE PONYES TRIED TO INVESTIGATE BUT DEY COULD NEVE CATCH DA KILLER UNTIL THE USED AN OIJIUI BOORED TO CONTACT THE DEAD PONY. MOST OF DA POLICE PONIES AND DA JANITER THAT WAS CLEANING THE ROOM DIEDED FROM SCURDYNESSBUT ONE THAT HAD TO POOP TOO BAD TO NOTICED HOW SCURDY IT WUS!!!!! HE ASKEWD DA DEDED PUNY WHO KILLED HER AND SHE SAID IT WUS OBAMACARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONLY U WERE OBAMACARE AND EVERY ANT EVER IN THE HISTORY OF TIEM!!!!!!!
Aaaaaand scene
You should get laid
Yes.
best fic