Excerpts from the Tumblr Blog "Pony Morals"

^Running away helps.^

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Comments

[meme-asaurus]

Why is it so enjoyable to corrupt a show for little girls? I'll never understand.

[Starlight Shadow]

This is great.

[JCraig589]

The more pure something is, the more fun i is to corrupt it.

[IrresponsibleCupid]

This is hilarious!

[RainbowBob]

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Because in our heart of darkness, no light shines, and it smells vaguely of smoked blunts and jizz.

[Xinrick]

(Each number is the number of the tumblr picture)
1.That sounds about right.
2.That's pretty much what happens
3.They could have just said that to begin with
4.People are stupid to safety
5.Well if it worked once then it'll work again
6.Bitch can't take a scary story worth a damn
7.Yeah that's about right
8.If it's a clone of a person that you can barely handle one of then sure
9.That happens way too many times
10.Twilight is one suborn bitch
11.That's Rarity for you
12.Sadly that is true.
13.People must really like lying
14.Damn it Pinkie
15.Aw, I wanted to know how Celestia keeps her flank so big
16.Rarity is a bitch we get it
17.Then why even bother with it?
18.Well...yeah
19.Weird kids are weird
(Damn there are a lot of these)
20.Gilda is a bitch, she couldn't have even if she wanted to
21.Dash doesn't know how to pick an animal does she?
22.Damn it Twilight you suck at keeping lists
23.Just like the politicians.
24.Wow, they must really believe in the work of others
25.They must hate having someone that disagrees.
26.Apparently, winter is worse than being racist bastards
27.Phoenix's are different.
28.Sometimes
29.That's a little weird but yeah in some cases.
30.If it's for ruining a bunch of snobby pricks times than sure.
31.I was gonna say indians but that's pretty much what's happening.
32.Rarity being a bitch is actually useful...in one situation
33.If she wasn't there than the whole thing would have been a flop anyways.
(Finally!)
34.Just like the entire Brony fandom

[Xinrick]

2174944 ew

[Amereep]

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She is the element of generosity after all. Who says she can't perform in ways to make others generous?

Edit: Oooch, looks like I touched a nerve to a Rarity fan.

[Amereep]

2174944

it smells vaguely of smoked blunts and jizz.

That must be the heartburn from that Big Mac you ate.
The first answer to Urban Dictionary

[meme-asaurus]

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That downvote was from me. It's hard to decipher sarcasm over the internet.

[TheWraithWriter]

(source has not updated in over a year)

This blog post should come with a sad tag.

[Benschachar]

All of them are out of context. Some are just dumb.
3. Go right ahead and call your friend that, see what happens.