What Do You Do When Something Goes Bump in the Night? · 8:12pm Aug 13th, 2014

“Split the party and look for clues.”

“Are you insane? Stick together and look for something to kill. Or loot. Or both.”

“It’s probably nothing out of the rational.”

“BUT WHAT IF IT’S ALIEN WEREWOLVES?”

“Shut up for once, Mulder. It was alien werewolves last time.”

*FLASH* “You didn’t hear a bump of any kind. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got some paperwork to do.”

“Fight it with adorable sibling love that is not incestuious in any way.”

“Fight it with adorable sibling love that is not incestuious in any way. It also to helps to have plenty of salt, a bible, and the right to own a shotgun.”

“Stab it. Just stab it. Don’t forget to crack a joke now and then.”

“Don’t kill it. Just show it to my latest companion and calm it the fuck down. Unless of course, it wants to murder the human race, then it’s going down.”

“Cut the bullshit Doc, it always wants to murder the human race.”

“Fuck the human race. We’ve got our own problems.”

“Literally. Try. Everything.”

“Hermione has a book about it.”

“Two words: Toilet humour.”

“A bump in the night? BITCH, I AM THE NIGHT.”

“Use the forces of magic, hope, and homoerotic friendship to defeat the forces of the same magic, despair, and LSD.”

“Ditto, except for three things:
-> “We’ve replaced ‘hope’ with ‘parental issues.’
-> “Our hero isn’t gay for his best friend, he’s bi for him.
-> “Wait, did you say ‘bump in the night?’ We’ve got EAR-DEAFENING ROARS FROM THINGS THAT WRECK THE CITY FOR HOURS while we only have enough power for our giant robots to run ONLY FIVE MINUTES.

“Now if you’ll excuse us, we have some paperwork to do.”

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RainbowBob

RainbowBob #1 · Aug 13th, 2014 · 3 · ·

No, goddamnit, don't involve Gravity Falls with incest! I already ruined MLP with perversion, not that too!

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meme-asaurus #2 · Aug 13th, 2014 · · ·

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meme-asaurus #3 · Aug 13th, 2014 · 5 · ·

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GuthixianBrony

GuthixianBrony #4 · Aug 13th, 2014 · 1 · ·

What do you do when something goes bump in the night?

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Solves 90% of all bump in the night related issues.

Spartan-Guy 88

Spartan-Guy 88 #5 · Aug 13th, 2014 · 2 · ·

CABIN IN THE WOODS

"Look for assholes in an underground bunker. Oh and make sure to send ~~Thor~~ Chris Hemsworth over a cliff to look for help.

Bubbabob

Bubbabob #6 · Aug 13th, 2014 · 4 · ·

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Sell your soul to it and get a butler worth his salt.

Georg

Georg #7 · Aug 13th, 2014 · 1 · ·

Batman doesn't bump in the night. Eldrich horrors who prowl the night go bump, but even they fear the bat.

X-Com - Get the arcthrower ready. I want the research bonus from capturing that thing, whatever it is.

World of Warcraft - Just as soon as our tank gets back from smoking a joint, we're going to go clobber that thing. Has everybody watched the strategy on youtube?

Starcraft - I don't know what it is, but it's not next to anything really important. I'll get it.
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