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Jun
4th
2014

Oh Hey, Another Hercules Movie Trying to Be Clash of the Titans · 12:09am Jun 4th, 2014

Starring Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson with a mullet.

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Cerberus didn't kill Hercules' family.

Hercules killed Hercules' family. When Hera drove him crazy like The Shining.

And yes, his first wife WAS named Megara. And yes, that's a massive shit on my childhood too.
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DISNEY WHY

Well piss...let's hope that this one doesn't suck as much ass as the other one...and I'm sorry Meme, peoples childhoods are ruined forever now...but Herc was a man whore and died from one of his Ex-wives

2172390 And Hades rolls his eyes like "bitch, I know better".

Then again, Disney's Hera had a much less antagonistic relationship to Hercules than the one of myth.:trixieshiftright:

This history-salad just physically hurts...

Finally. A REAL Hercules movie that doesn't look like a rip off of 300 and God of War. I still cringe at the last one, even if it did have a few good fight moments in it.

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DISNEY WHY

Disney. That's enough of a reason. Can't make a likable family movie if you don't have furry animals mauling families and a innocent kind main hero with emotional girly conflictions. :P

I have just one burning question: are there gonna be Amazons?

Let's be honest here. We're all going to go see it.

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