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  • 50 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 60 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 90 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 90 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 113 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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May
31st
2014

Ask the CAST of The Chase a question · 6:38pm May 31st, 2014

After almost five hours, the questions have petered out.

So, I am closing this.

We'll do this again soon.

This round was kinda disappointing. Some trolling comments, which makes me not want to do this again, and not many solid questions outside of Bucky, Berry and Derpy. Lost opportunity. No questions for Bucky's mother, no questions about in depth things, no questions for Shining Armor, or Cadance, so much wasted potential.

I guess I expected too much. Next time, I'll keep it in Bucky, Derpy, and Berry and leave everypony else out.

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Comments ( 84 )

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Hi, Bucky! How are you?

Bucky: Worried about shadow wolves.

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Yeah...How's Derpy?

Bucky: Nippy.

How did you all feel when Sparkeler volunteered to take in Thistle in her and Rising Star's little herd?

So... Shetland Isles.... a wierd name for a place, who's excited!:derpytongue2:

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How did you all feel when Sparkeler volunteered to take in Thistle in her and Rising Star's little herd?

Derpy: SPARKLER DOES NOT HAVE A HERD!

Berry: Mama Bird is pissed.

Bucky: Kinda proud. OW! Stop nipping!

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Is this a question? :rainbowhuh:

2161880 It depends...Here, I'll give you something easier...

Dinkey, how would you define your relationship with Pina, do you see her as a sister?

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Dinkey, how would you define your relationship with Pina, do you see her as a sister?

Dinky: Best friend, sister, and the pony I tell all my secrets too. Although I think she might be my aunt now. That's kinda confusing.

Dinky and Piña, what do you think about the new colt?

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Dinky and Piña, what do you think about the new colt?

Dinky: I don't know yet. I just sort of met him.

Pina: Me too. He has fangs.

2161894 Does he seem like a nice pony from what you've seen so far?

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Does he seem like a nice pony from what you've seen so far?

Dinky: Daddy allowed him to nap next to us.

Pina: His ears are hairy.

OK i got to ask Derpy/Berry if you allowed it do you thing Thistle could survive a night with Bucky?

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OK i got to ask Derpy/Berry if you allowed it do you thing Thistle could survive a night with Bucky?

Derpy: Thing Thistle? So she's not even a pony now? **growls**

Berry: Oh crap!

Dear Bucky,

Back when you first met Derpy with that unintentional snoot bump, you ran away. Being a class three back then, were you capable of teleporting? If so, why didn't you just do that instead?

-sent from the fields outside Fillydelphia. I must remain here to ensure all foals are safe before cleansing the city in holy fire. Also, to make sure these guys stay on task.
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They're still a bit pissed about the whole 'blowing up the Halos' thing.

2161911 sorry typo I meant think*, she could survive a night...... but you seem pretty protective of somepony you don't want in the herd am i sensing some second thoughts?

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Back when you first met Derpy with that unintentional snoot bump, you ran away. Being a class three back then, were you capable of teleporting? If so, why didn't you just do that instead?

Bucky: I was too distracted. Usually I have better control, but she was very... distracting. And still is.

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but you seem pretty protective of somepony you don't want in the herd am i sensing some second thoughts?

Derpy: She's a filly! Little. Like I was. Like Sparkler is. She's still small. Her hips haven't even spread out yet.

Derpy/Berry/Bucky have you given any thought to what lyra and bonbon said before you left?

As much fun as it would be to ask Derpy the important question of 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood,' I think it's safer to ask something different.
To Berry: Is there a reason why you were so quiet about the whole thing with Thistle? You were rather quiet through it all as Derpy and Bucky were the only ones really saying much.

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Derpy/Berry/Bucky have you given any thought to what lyra and bonbon said before you left?

Together: We really haven't had a chance, sorry.

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Is there a reason why you were so quiet about the whole thing with Thistle? You were rather quiet through it all as Derpy and Bucky were the only ones really saying much.

Berry: I was busy watching Derpy and hoping there wouldn't be violence. She was showing all of the signs of going off.

2161916 Bucky, is Derpy's butt really that distracting?

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Bucky, is Derpy's butt really that distracting?

Bucky: I am sorry, were you saying something?

Derpy, if it would make Sparkeler happy that she had a herd with her Thistle and Rising Star, would you be able to accept it then?

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Derpy, if it would make Sparkler happy that she had a herd with her Thistle and Rising Star, would you be able to accept it then?

Derpy: No. Too young. Both of them. **bares teeth**

Derpy, I think you and Thistle have more things in common than you think...

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Derpy, I think you and Thistle have more things in common than you think...

Derpy: I doubt that.

Derpy/Berry/Bucky how do you feel about barley being "close friends" with luna?

barley how do you think you and luna are going to work out any fears or hopes?

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Derpy/Berry/Bucky how do you feel about barley being "close friends" with luna?

Berry: Friends with benefits you mean. Barley told me what he did. Luna and Derpy both like it. I don't get the appeal of it.

Derpy: What he does is his business.

Bucky: They seem happy together. Luna has always seemed so troubled. She was a scary substitute teacher.

2161941 The real father to your foals abounded you, both are a little bit outstanding when it comes to looks (not a bad thing) I don't wanna upset you or anything, I really don't. But she is in a way a younger version of you.

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barley how do you think you and luna are going to work out any fears or hopes?

Barley: I dunno. I like her. I know we'll be friends, but I don't know how this will turn out. I mean, usually I only date mares younger than I am, and she's really old. I'm making her rob the cradle.

Luna: OH! HOW COULD YOU!

Barley: Oh gobshite.

Derpy/Berry/Bucky The three of you are walking down the street and nopony else is around and dinkys biological father turns a corner and is right in front of you, what happens

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Derpy/Berry/Bucky The three of you are walking down the street and nopony else is around and dinkys biological father turns a corner and is right in front of you, what happens

Berry: **cracks fetlocks**

Derpy: I offer a warning. As kindness of course. Not that he deserves it.

Bucky: **clears throat, prepares Voice**

No questions for Thistle. Somehow, I am not surprised.

Hi Thistle,

If salt water is poisonous to Kelpies, does that mean you can't eat salty things at all? In fact, can you eat normal pony food, or does it depend on what "form" you're in at the time?

Hi Mr. Lunar Pegasus,

As you're setting in next to this herd as they take a nap, what are your impressions of them so far?

Hi Bucky,

I imagine this is one of the least things on your mind right now, but smoke coming from your horn doesn't seem like a good thing. Is that normal?

For Berry: Don't remember if this was answered in the story or not, but how old were you when you/your family moved to mainland Equestria?

For Keg Smasher:

Is Thistle's placement in Bucky's herd all that you would want to end the war? What about the option of taken foals to return to the Isles, or the payment of monies?

Hi Dinky and Piña,

I assume you heard what Keg Smasher said about him and his mares…doing things. If you guys will have to be staying for too long, do you think you'll be able to deal with that?

Hi Berry,

I'm curious, did you happen to bring a muzzle with you? Not only would it save Bucky from further damage, it could be used for…other fun things.

Rising Star and Sparkler,

Have you given any thought to finishing your High School education? Perhaps you should write Celestia and request that a study of the Culture and History of the Shetland Isles be counted towards credits for graduation. Perhaps your real world experience could be your classroom and lab credits. Best of luck to you both on your future educational experiences.

Alright, first question:
Lad, what are your impressions of the family you've just been attached to?

Second question:
Bucky, Derpy, Berry; what are your thoughts and feelings about Thistle, the Isles as a whole, and Keg Smasher?

Third question:
To the family; are you guys planning on taking Lad with you when you leave? I think he'd need a good home, and he could at least have someplace to grow up safe around you folks.

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