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Alsvid

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Alsvid Joined 25th Jul, 2013 · Offline

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  • 333 weeks
    Uganda Knuckles is just new-school blackface comedy minstrel bullshit, don't @ me.

    Big googly eyes and huge lips were a staple of racist caricatures of black people. I imagine most people will pretend it isn't, but as a thought exercise, just google "racist caricatures" and you'll see the ancestors of the uganda knuckles shit that the internet is patting itself on the back over.

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  • 334 weeks
    GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS. IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR UNITED STATES.

    We are currently experiencing the worst economic crisis since the great depression, but it's okay because the invisible hand of the free market is going to gently caress us while our New Empire accelerates its decline.

    Apparently we have reached the part where Trump goes bankrupt and then runs away.

    WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU:

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    8 comments · 474 views

  • 334 weeks
    "Communist countries are bad because death squads!"

    My child, you can get summarily executed by paramilitary death squads right here in the US of A and people not only enjoy this, but they routinely vote for MORE death squads with MORE heavy weapons and military equipment.

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    25 comments · 508 views

  • 334 weeks
    Fash the Pony Fiction: Or, How Things Work

    Good evening.

    I take a brief repose from my task of writing to report that things are not entirely good on the Home Front of the Front Lines of the Revolutionary Vanguard Party of the People here in the Military Empire of the United States (Occupied Turtle Island Territory).

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  • 353 weeks
    Irma Makes Landfall; Richard Branson devastated over loss of luxury home

    Irma has made landfall on Floridian soil. The damage is exactly as bad as we imagined. It seems like an exact repeat of Harvey if not worse, with heavy flooding and high winds. Once again, it looks like you can sail your way down the streets. Looks like the oceans swallowed up Miami.

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May
28th
2014

Status Report. PLEASE READ THIS IF YOU ARE CONFUSED. · 8:17pm May 28th, 2014

HIATUS OVER.

Hey, George R. R. Martin gets to wait years between stories.

To those of you who are patiently waiting for the next part in my epic saga, A FISTFUL OF APPLES, please wait a little more! It's a very serious story, and as such, I would like to take my time with it. It deals extensively with real-world issues affecting our society today, and is more or less a commentary on the state of the Real World(TM), using the Humanized Ponies as allegories.

...As I said, a very serious story. There is a surplus of serious stories on this website, and my life is nothing but a series of serious stories at the moment, so I began work on a fun little story to sort of stretch my legs, so to speak, and re-familiarize myself with writing FIMFiction. To those of you who are still following me, I hope you enjoy it.

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