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Avenging-Hobbits


A nerd who thought it would be cool to, with the help of a few equally insane buddies adapt the entire Marvel Universe (with some DC Comics thrown in for kicks) with My Little Pony...wish me luck

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May
11th
2014

Please don't hate me....but i'm making it anthro... · 2:34am May 11th, 2014

So, today, as a birthday present for my little brother (who's birthday was yesterday btw, he's 11), we went to go see The Winter Solider.

During the course of the movie, it slowly dawned on my nerdy, pony loving mind that there was no possible way that normal, equine shaped ponies could do half of what they do in the movie. Mostly because I really, really tried to envision normal ponies doing all that jazz (such as Bucky and his metal arm). As much as I tried, I just couldn't get my brain to find a logical way to have either AB or AJ wield their weapons without looking...off, to say the least.

Upon this realization, I promptly dunked my head into my popcorn and sobbed like a little baby....

Not really, the movie is just too fucking awesome for me to do that. No, honestly I just kinda accepted it.

Its kinda a relief really, since at least that way, I can have some ease in writing action sequences (especially hand-to-hand combat), and I can finally start contributing to the HORRIFICALLY low number of good quality, non-clop anthro stories (admit it, outside of clop, good quality anthro usually isn't seen on the site)

Well, this now means i have to go through my stories and tweak them. Good news is that it luckily won't affect continuity or anything like that, and is really more for me as an author/fan of anthro.

I am so incredibly sorry for making you guys get all bent up and out of shape over something that really is incredibly frivolous to most of you, but it was really bugging me, and i just feel I should be honest with myself in this department. I obviously don't intend to alienate any of my readers, or say 'fuck you!' to those who said 'no anthro'. I just honestly can't wrap my head around normal ponies doing half this stuff.

I apologize greatly for the sudden change, but a choice is a choice.

Hopefully you all understand, and aren't angry/disappointed/mad.

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I understand completely and tbh I feel no differently either way.... also I really wish to speak over Skype because that finale... I CAN'T HOLD BACK MY EXCITEMENT ABOUT HOW BAD ASS IT WAS AND HOW EPIC TIREK THE CENTAUR WAS AS WELL!

:flutterrage:

Ahh well. It is your decision, and we can't really make demands one way or another. I do wish you luck sir, but, personally, I'm not sure that I'll still follow them this way.

Ehh, you know, whenever I read anthro fics anyways, I always just imagine ponies anyhow. So that decision really doesn't affect me all that much, go ahead and do what you want. It's your story after all.

2099108 YES!!!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO EPIC!!!!!!

Also as another suggestion you COULD make it the first Centaur fic of this magnitude. Seriously centaur fics are surprisingly rare. I mean you'd THINK that would be more of a thing with this fandom. :applejackunsure:

2099186 Well, I like centuar's as much as the next guy, but I know full well that THAT much of a change is really heading into jump the shark territory, mostly because it then leads to really having to completely restructure EVERYTHING in the verse (since Centaurs are a half-and-half and also just lead to headaches).

That doesn't mean I can't have centaur's show up at some point in the future though. It's just that, none of the main characters nor most of the others are centaurs.

Feel me?

Also, I've become a furry.

And I'm perfectly okay with this.

2099318 Yeah. I'm a furry too. :twilightsheepish: JUST sayin' I think Centaurs are drastically underutilized by this fandom. Which again is just bizarre since we have anthros, and humanized fics, and yet barely anyone thinks to go for a fusion of both of those concepts.

2099330 I'll have to try one at some point.

I don't know what though....maybe a movie adaptation or something (which seems to be my default thing)

Well... I'm happy you finally made up your mind, but now I'm unsure of my own stories. Oh well, back to the matter at hand. Congrats on the decision.

2099386 Welcome.

Glad everyone so far is kinda taking it in stride....

Do what you wish, it is your stories but I am still in the camp of too much work for too little pay-off. Just my two cents.

2099497 actually I already reworked any unpublished stuff and it took like two seconds.

It was kinda weird.:derpyderp1:

Good to see that you made up your mind on this. I will definitely be going back and rereading everything once you've gotten all the tweaking done. Just let me know when that is, okay?:twilightsmile:

(And even though I've never seen The Winter Soldier (and likely never will, given just how much that I typically, with only a very, very few notable exceptions (*cough*Marvel/Epic adaptation of the original Elfquest saga back in the 80's and 90's being one of those said exceptions*cough*), loathe Marvel-related stuff), I agree with on the Ponies being able to do crazy Marvel hero stuff with hooves rather than hands.:applejackconfused::applejackunsure:)

On another note, I think I'm gonna go ahead and use the "Cutie Marks on the shoulders" thing for my anthro fic, too. I hope that you don't mind me "borrowing" the idea.:twilightsheepish:

2099394 What did you expect, torches and pitch forks? Cause, I'm sure we could throw a mob together by next weekend if you want. Anyway, I'm probably gonna copy you on this one, the only reason I don't want to at this point us to avoid looking like I'm copying you. Not a great con in my opinion. Also P&S has made me appreciate anthro a bit more. Its just easier for this sort of thing.

Also gotta figure out what twi do with that centaur. I'm babbling. Bye.

I understand. Hey, if/ when we do our crossover there's another thing the heroes have to deal with

2099842 yeah and we can hang a bunch of lampshades and have Pony!Lyra get all geeky over Anthro/Lyra's hands and visa versa.

Oh well, it's your decision. I wish you luck.

In regards to Flutterhulk and your dislike for showing explicit material in your work, I have a suggestion:

When she hulks out for the first time, she does end up nude (thought not shown in detail), and after one or two more hulk outs, she finds clothes that can stretch very far (perhaps specially made from Pearl's fashion line).

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I jest of course.

Honestly, I don't care much of what you do. I've always found that suspension of disbelief has always manage to allow me to believe that ponies could work just fine with complex finger handled objects. Now, giving somepony a thumbs up or something like that, yeah a little much to buy.

But them handling a gun or a knife without difficulty is a bit easier for me to understand. After all, why would they create weapons in their world, without being able to use them? (Unless that's why there is no war in Equestria, but that's a discussion for another day)

But, as the author of your stories, you need to do what is best for them. If you think that the anthro route is a good one for your story, then just do it. Don't listen to this idiot . You gotta do what you gotta do.

2100771 Well, I figured Flutters has an affinity for stretchy clothing, obviously.

And in later stories, she has them specially made for her by Rarity or something (as a nice little wink towards the normal Rarity in the TV show).

2100933 So, is she going to get a She-Hulk jumpsuit?

2100820 EXACTLY

It always bugged me that unicorns could work a gun, but earth ponies couldn't.

2101289 Most likely yeah.

I meant to do some minor tweaking to Flutterhulk anyways (figure we just make Hoofcuff a NEIGHS agent and be done with it. That at least explains the whole out of nowhere thing of NEIGHS intervention:applejackunsure:, might as well add Pinkie giving Flutters a special suit)


2099318

So Tirek as an antagonist is unlikely?

While I'm disappointed, I won't stop reading your stories.

You've pulled off To Boldly Go pretty well, so I will keep following and reading your stories.
And I'll keep enjoying them, too; you write magnificently.

2101481 not nessicarily (entertaining the idea of him filling in for Darkseid), its just that, right this second I can't exactly place him.

2101481 not nessicarily (entertaining the idea of him filling in for Darkseid), its just that, right this second I can't exactly place him.

2099108 Actually, he was, and still is, a Centaur-Minotaur-Yeti.

:pinkiecrazy:

2099186 i support Centaurs.:pinkiecrazy:

Well, being a Lazy guy, i would suggest, not adjusting the old stuff, and just, when the format switches to Anthro, put a Like along size ">Activating Style Shift", and suddenly everyones a Anthro, and no one notices... cept Deadpool, of course.:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::pinkiecrazy:

2100820 Since they always show ponies using their hooves, specifically the wrist between their hoof and leg, to grab and manipulate stuff, I always imagine their guns if they had any as having just REALLY big trigger guards to fit a hoof through. Essentially LOOK like a regular gun, but well this will explain better

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Look at the Doctor Whooves one, next to the skeleton. Gun with really big trigger guard and has a part to rest on the other hoof.

2101653 As do I. I, personally, do not see the point in making it anthro, but I will respect any decision the author makes. If the essence of the story is still strong, than that is all that matters. :pinkiehappy:

2101679 I'm fine with anthro. In most stories that focus heavily on superhero action I encourage it, if only because SEEING a pony do stuff like that on screen is one thing but trying to describe it is kinda hard. Not saying impossible, just....... hard. Especially if it involves stuff like guns and what not.

I still support the idea of centaurs though

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I get why you're doing it. It's the logical, pragmatic thing to do, it's just that I kind of wish you wouldn't...

I dunno. I just feel like, as a whole, it would take less effort to make it interesting in the long run.

I just feels to damned easy, ya know? :trixieshiftright:

2101380
Perhaps making Hoofcuff Sharon Carter/Agent 13? Giving her a good reason to be on the hunt for Fluttershy and have her be a central character in Captain Equestria: The Winter Filly.

2101810 I can make her the expy yeah.

I'll just say she's sent in from NEIGHS first time we see her, have Iron Will make some remark about not wanting them fiddling in his job, and then leave everything else alone.

Change 'marshal' to 'agent' and we're good.

2101859
Yup.

BTW: Just saw the final episode and know the perfect casting choice for Tirek:
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I'm not having Galactus in my universe at all.

It just leads to a huge cosmological headache, regarding the existence of a benevolent creator god in my universe, and why would He allow an entity that destroys life for no good reason to exist. So I got rid of Galactus.

2102065
Um... fair point. I'll think of something...

yay.
Well, lets get to work.
Which story do want to start Anthro-ing first?

2102163 Already finished anthro-izing Iron Mare, and are now currently anthro-izing Captain Equestria.

Really, it's just a case of changing words like 'hooves', 'hoof' or 'foreleg' to 'hand/hands' and/or 'feet' and 'arms/arm'

2102171
Oh. Well, this is much easier than I thought it would be.
To bad we can't use the cover art anymore.

2102193 Not necessarily.

The cover art for To Boldly Go isn't anthro:ajsmug:

Making the characters almost human like would make some of the stories better. So go for it. :pinkiehappy:

2101560
That fits very well.

Hmm... I have an idea.
Remember who appeared in the first end cutscene of the Avengers?
Tirek would also fit great as him.

Meh. I'm cool with it either way.

Wouldn't it be easier though just to leave the other stories as they are and just put a note on "Winter Soldier" saying that it's supposed to be part of the same continuity but you had to give them hands for this particular story?

That way you can do what you have to do for that specific story without having to adjust all the other ones or put them under a category that those who aren't a fan of often also have a negative image of

....Which admittedly includes me, I know that some people like the design aesthetics of "Anthro" without taking it into more....uncomfortable territory even if there are enough that do to ruin it for the rest of you, but the typical designs rarely look right to me and I tend to avoid it. (Again, a big part of the issue I have is such designs not meshing with my own aesthetic sensibilities; I just want to clarify this since the last person I had a similar conversation with missed that bit and ended up trying to explain things I already knew)

Saying that, it might be be best to just keep going with the Pony designs for a bit and see if maybe something else comes to mind; even if they are relatively small things adjusting several stories for the sake of one is a lot of effort compared to just making one a bit different and labeling it as such. Plus this story is quite far off; you still have half of Ironmare & Captain Equestria, The Avengers, and (at least the beginning of) the sequels for Soar & Ironmare to work out a simpler (and less controversial) solution. Especially since you aren't directly transposing the films into the story and changing the character names, you take some liberties and make the stories something distinct that still retain the most important elements while having important and distinct elements of their own like the side stories with Rarity's family, Trixie's struggle and how Flutterhulk & Soar are tied together by Scootaloo.


And if all else fails you can just drop Lyra in as an engineer who has made devices that can be worn to give the front legs psuedo-fingers and make the user move manuverable on their hind legs. That way you don't have to adjust the existing stories, making changes that some take issue with and you can whip "Lyratech" out whenever you get stuck and really need the Ponies to have more human features for a little bit

2105456

Wouldn't it be easier though just to leave the other stories as they are and just put a note on "Winter Soldier" saying that it's supposed to be part of the same continuity but you had to give them hands for this particular story?

Ah, but then that creates a VERY UGLY Continuity Snarl, and would feel like a pointless, unwarrented shift in style for just one story, which then makes it a Big Lipped Alligator Moment franchise wise.

As for the 'not meshing with my sensiblities' I totally feel ya. I hate clop too, and am equally sick of Anthro!Porn. But, if worst comes to worst, you can just mentally replace 'hand' with 'hoof' and so on and so forth, since, during the editing, I realized I never really went out of my way to say that these were ponies beyond that minor anotomical detail (i.e. I rarely, if ever, pointed out that they walked on four legs. I just said 'they walked' or 'galloped')

And don't worry about me suddenly slacking off and just copy-pasting Winter Soldier into Winter Filly or with any of my other stories. There are buckets of ideas I have to make it more unique (be it a minor detail or a major plot point being changed), and I also don't like it when authors get lazy.

In the end, I really did think hard about this, and I know that some might not like it, but I feel it's the easiest way to tell the stories overall, be it right now or in the future (for instance, AJ wielding a shield with the quadrupedal gate of a normal pony was something I dreaded writing.)

ok, i didnt see this post, but i do understand now...

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