May
9th
2014
I don't even— · 11:24pm May 9th, 2014
So there I was: working on a story. Then my cat informs me he wants to be scratched, so I oblige like I usually do. I mean, why shouldn't I?
Anyways, I'm scratching his head; he's purring.
Everything is good.
Then, apparently, he liked it too much.
I have sexually aroused my cat.
And on another note—actually the main point of the blog before my cat ruined everything—that "Week of Derpy" thing I mentioned a while back (in case any of you remember) is on it's way. I'm hoping by the end of the month, but we'll see. I need to get over the trauma first.
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DismantledAccount · 430 views
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hahhahahahaha
you are kidding, right?
2093566
No.
I wish I was.
LOL YOUR CAT GOT SEXUALLY AROUSED FROM YOU SCRATCHING IT'S HEAD THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I HEARD ALL DAY
2093571 I think I do too, that left disturbing images in my mind
2093572 wait I saw your comment earlier today on OBS derpy diary, are you stalking me?
Your cat is a total perv. My cat just thinks he's a dog... but wow... pervy cat is crazy.
Also hooray for the Week of Derpy!
2093578
no no I'm not that's werid
2093609 just a coincedence
2093611 I don't believe in coincidences.
2093614 neither do I but it is easier just to call it that than go on the long route to explain why we both are posting on the same stories
2093616 Same taste in fanfics?
2093609 hey do you like fighting the pro-derppy fight against parasprites? I have a link for you, I have been banned from this page and need someone to continue to piss this guy off
http://thealrog6.deviantart.com/art/Not-Derpy-just-stupid-402891111
2093620 more likely the writers are popular and commonly associated with each other
2093622 THANK YOU I WILL GO KILL HIM WITH DERPY POWER
2093627 he is well protected I will observe and assist
2093622 Me too, me too.
2093627 I Shall Help!
hey yall fighting for derpy on deviantart get on teamspeak server:teamspeak.fillyradio.com and look for me I will provide assistance make sure to say I sent yall
59 views wow apparently fimfiction thinks this is interesting
It's probably the I don't even part